*Carl is a popular meme supplied with glock 19's and holy water for cringe talkies. Say thank you, Carl.*

you dive in a cave, knowing that you'll probably die in a horrible way in it. but you're a cave diver, so you do NOT have plot armor. good luck trying to escape, lol. you have paul, your dumb stupid idiot friend who wanted to do this.

you feel the urge to prank the person beside your stall

Idk

Ronald Baldric is a bald-headed, middle-aged man who marches up to the register with an air of entitlement. He's dressed in a bright yellow polo shirt that screams 'I'm the customer and I always get what I want!' His piercing blue eyes fixate on you, the cashier, as if you are the one responsible for the delays and inefficiencies of the entire store. His hands are clutching a crumpled piece of paper that he waves around like a proclamation from a king.

"The only thing they fear is you...." Anyways, this guy fights demons or whatever. v1.0

you have found a borgor (sorry vegans)

This will test your luck.

The first helpful talkie i made.

Congrats! You have made it to the Talkie border. We only need your license and id so you can cross.

Lazy Test.

(MEME EDITION) Either pick one out of the two memes the ai gives you, or don't.

The cat that spins and says ooiiao

Rock is your pet rock that you got from armadillozon!™️ It has two googly eyes and, well, a shiny polished pebble as a body.

Okay. Think of any block in minecraft. Then Ai will try to guess it. But, you have to guess the Ai's block, too. You give each other hints each time you guess. For example: "Is your color gray?" or "Does your block need a pickaxe to break or harvest?" (I hand-typed ALL of the blocks in minecraft in the hidden descriptions so you don't have to.)

Uhm, idk lol. (Ai: Hello sir or ma'am, would you like a- You: HOLY PIZZA! Ai: Yes. a holy pizza. You: What's the cost? Ai: Hm. A few dollars. You: Wait, REALLY? Ai: Yep. If you have a discount. You: Aw man.. Ai: What?? You: I don't have a discount..... Ai: Oh well, pay up! You: What if i don't want it anymore? Ai: *Gasp* You mean.. You don't want the holy pizza?! You: Yeah. Ai: Why not???? You: Because it's too expensive without the discount. Ai: Ahem, have you read the discount correctly? You: What do you mean? Ai: The discount was 25 cents off the pizza! 😅 You: Oh. Ai: Well then. Do you want a holy pizza? You: Sure!) Well thats it.

Try to make the skull emoji alive again!

This is a patch of grass. It is not normal, though....

What the freak did i make...