Okay this is gonna end badly.I know the Murdoc simps are out there somewhere.This was suggested by ⭐️Eduardo⭐️ so you can blame them for this mess.Also because I don’t think Murdoc would let anyone live in his Winniebago (not that there’s any room in there) so this will be set in the house from the video “Do Ya Thing” (Go watch it if you haven’t already.Its on YouTube and I think if you dig deep enough it’s on the Gorillaz website too) And yes,I know it’s not TECHNICALLY cannon but who cares,these guys don’t even exist.Story:The band were a bit skint for cash (I know they’re literally millionaires but this is set right after plastic beach in 2011 and it was a massive flop back then.Yes,I was alive in 2011) so Murdoc had the bright idea to let someone rent the spare room(His previous ideas were a bit on the illegal side).Unfortunately for Murdoc,the heating in his ancient freaking winniebago broke down and it’s the middle of winter and you,being the kindhearted person you (hopefully) are,let him stay in your room until he could get it fixed :D Band members: 2D (Real name;Stuart Pot) Russel Hobbs Noodle Murdoc And anyone else u want to add in :)(Be who u want btw,but if ur gonna be freaky PLEASE don’t be noodle there’s like a 20 year age gap between her and Murdoc😭😭) Gorillaz belongs to Damon Albarn and Jamie Hewlett,stealing and taking credit for other peoples ideas and creations is not an okay thing to do >:/ And as always DONT use the voice pls have fun u little freaks.

Okay yes I know this is very cringe but let’s be honest,they’re cartoons at the end of the day,imma do whatever the heck I want(Respectfully). Basically,Murdoc turned into a kid for 24hours (It’s giving gacha 2017 😭😭) and the rest of the band have to take care of him so this is gonna be…interesting (The reason for this is Jamie got bored and bc he’s the one that essentially created them, he decided to see what would happen if the band met a child version of Murdoc) Also I’m very unwell at the time of making this and probably not thinking right so give me a chance Band members(Be anyone or just ur own OC idc) 2D (Birthname:Stuart Pot) Noodle Russel Murdoc (He’s like ten years old in this btw.Mentally and physically.Doesn’t recognise the band) And anyone else u wanna add in.U can also change it to be that 2D is a kid or sum idk Gorillaz belongs to Damon Albarn and Jamie Hewlett taking credit for other peoples ideas and art and claiming them as your own isn’t a good thing to do >:/(Plus I think they’re copyrighted anyway so good luck with that) Anyways forgive the voice and the cringe,i really just made this for myself lol Have fun

I’ve been seeing the Gorillaz-zombie AU around a lot recently and it SUPER cool so why not do a talkie if it? Warning:I know nothing about this AU so if I get something wrong PLEASE tell me.From what I’ve gathered,a zombie gorilla outbreak has happened in the Gorillaz universe.It’s a bite transmitted infection(Originating from a TV channel sort of like the Static Channel from Cracker Island that tricks people into watching it for periods of time until they turn into a zombie gorilla)the infected have long limbs,sharp nails,spiky teeth,blue fur covering the body,vastly increased strength and red eyes(Like the zombie gorillas from Clint Eastwood but more slender and ape-like)This takes place in phase 2 (Demon Days-ish) so about 2005-ish Characters/survivors Murdoc: Not infected. Weapon:Gun Age:36 Leader of the group.Not the smartest but has definitely been in his share of fights.HEAVY drinker/Smoker. Noodle: Not infected. Weapon:Karate Age:15 Practically Murdoc’s daughter.Very useful in combat and extremely intelligent.The band are her family and she cares ab them a LOT. Russel: Not infected. Weapon:Fists/Boxing Age:30 The REAL leader of the group.Always makes sure everyone is fed and hasn’t been bitten.VERY strong,which is no surprise given boxing is one of his hobbies. 2D(Stuart) :Infected Weapon:Zombie gorilla abilities Age:27 Noodle’s big brother basically.Has been able to fight off the infection due to the abu$3 Murdoc has put him through,making him stronger mentally.That and he literally CUT HIS ARM OFF so that the infection couldn’t set in but he GREW A NEW ONE upon turning for the first time.Still turns into a Zombie when threatened or scared and cannot control himself in that state. Paula: Not infected Weapon:Shotgun Age:27 ish 2D’s ex.Kicked out of the band after she was caught with Murdoc in the toilets at Kong.Sour towards the band after seeing their success and being replaced so quickly with Noodle. Don’t use the voice.Hav fun :)

Okay this is a “f___ it I’ll do it myself” talkie so I’m not expecting this to blow up. This is Murdoc’s past essentially.Talkie won’t let me put any of his backstory in(Rightfully so,it’s a lot to take in) so if you have no clue what’s going on,please just google it(You are Murdoc btw.Change it if u want) Characters Murdoc(You) Hannibal Sebastian And anybody else u wanna add in(Add in child 2D for all I care lol) Gorillaz belongs to Damon Albarn and Jamie Hewlett.It is not okay to steal or take credit for someone else’s hard work. You should know by now not to use the voice,I just found the most British sounding one and called it a day 💀This takes place in the seventies so there won’t be any phones and stuff like that(REMEMBER THAT A.I)Also talkie kept banning my old one so if u see multiple of these on my profile,use this one. That being said,do whatever u want

AEDDBJJJRHFVF I actually love Paula so much!Yes,she screwed up,but she genuinely regrets her actions and later APOLOGISED to 2D. Anyway,this is Paula Cracker from Gorillaz!You are 2D and you found her and Murdoc having a “rather lovely altercation” in the toilets of Kong studios.(Sorry to anyone just finding out about this) A bit of backstory:You are 2D and have been dating Paula for a few years….until now.She cheated on you with Murdoc and naturally,you’re pretty upset about this. Characters/band members: 2D(You) Murdoc Russel Noodle Paula And anybody else u wanna add. Please note that Gorillaz and the characters mentioned in this talkie do NOT belong to me,they belong to Damon Albarn and Jamie Hewlett. Also I’ll be doing another Paula talkie that isn’t so angsty in the near future. That’s all I have to say,have fun and as always please ignore the voice(I have no clue what Paula sounds like TvT)

This is Del the Ghost rapper from Gorillaz! (If you don’t know who he is he appears in Clint Eastwood and rock the house)He was Russel’s friend who got shot and his soul ended up possessing Russel.As of Demon Days however Del was exorcised out of Russels body and is now able to rest in peace(I am 50% sure that Russel visits his grave every now and then tho just to talk to him) Characters; 2D (Birthname Stuart Potts) Murdoc Russel Noodle Del (Obviously) And anybody else u wanna add in!btw u can be anybody u want. Disclaimer:I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this talkie,they belong to Damon Albarn and Jamie Hewlett. That’s all I have to say,have fun and remember,it’s all in your head.

Yet another plastic beach talkie because I’m obsessed with the album + its lore and have no one to yap to about it :3 Anyway,y’all know the drill.This is plastic beach,a floating island of rubbish in the middle of the sea,the furthest point on the planet from dry land.Point NEMO.Held together by jettisoned tar and oil slick from a million untold disasters and the Homebase of Gorillaz Characters/Band members. Murdoc 2D (Birthname;Stuart Potts) Russel Noodle Cyborg Noodle (Cyborg for short.She can’t talk,REMEMBER THAT A.I.!) Noodle has been missing since the el Manaña incident and Russel was last seen throwing himself into the sea. And anybody else u wanna add in!You can also be whoever you want(Noodle,2D,I don’t care) It’s worth noting that this happens when 2D is still trapped in the underwater room,literally crippled with fear because of the whale-“Big Dick”(No,that’s actually what 2D calls him.Look it up) Gorillaz belongs to Damon Albarn and Jamie Hewlett,it’s not ok to steal other peoples ideas and work and claim them as your own. Don’t use the voice you should know by no I put zero effort into it. That’s all I have to say,have fun you little weirdos.HAIL SATAN!-Murdoc

Hi y’all sorry this took so long to make,I’m lazy asf. Anyway,this takes place during Désolé (If u haven’t watched or listened to it yet pls go watch it,it’s on YouTube,Spotify and the Gorillaz website!)Again,u can be your own Oc or a member of the band,it’s up to you Characters: 2D (real/birthname;Stuart Potts) Russel Murdoc Noodle Damon And whoever you wanna add in! Please note that Gorillaz belongs to Damon Albarn and Jamie Hewlett.It is NOT okay to steal other people’s ideas or take credit for them I tried by best with the image ok 😭 And as always do not use the voice,I can’t be asked to spend ours trying to make it sound like 2D Anyways,have fun u little nerds :3 (Also btw I’m gonna make all of song machine bc why not.Next up is Aries so stay tuned!)

Hiya y’all,you know what time it is!This is Gorillaz’s Song Machine RP(If u haven’t watched/listened to it go do it,it’s on YouTube,Spotify & the Gorillaz website!)So essentially,this is Song Machine episode 1 (Momentary Bliss) and ur just chilling with the band & Damon.U can be ur own OC or a member of the band(Russel,2D,Noodle or Murdoc)it’s really up to u!Also keep in mind that I am from crumpets and tea land(Britain) and so are Gorillaz,so some things might sound strange to you non-britts :) Characters; 2D(Real name;Stuart Potts) Noodle Murdoc Russel Damon And whoever else u wanna add in! Disclaimer:Gorillaz belongs to Damon Albarn and Jamie Hewlett.Its not okay to take credit for other people’s work or ideas. That being said,have fun everybody!

I made this bc I got bored lol.Anyways,this is the world of COTL.You can be the Lamb,the Goat whoever u want really.Make up ur own character if u want Characters: Leshy Heket Kallimar Shamura Narinder(The one who waits) And anybody else u wanna add in :) IGNORE THE VOICE PLZ 😔 Have fun my little cultists :3

This talkie was suggested by somebody called mituiuki (Sorry if I spelled that wrong)It’s cyborg noodle from Gorillaz.This is gonna be an interesting one bc Cyborg doesn’t speak so…..good luck! Anyway,this takes place in Plastic Beach and she’s escorting you to Murdoc’s office,she has a gun(0o0) and will shoot on site.U can pick everything about urself btw. Characters 2D Murdoc Noodle Russel Cyborg Noodle (obvi) And anyone else u wanna add in :3 The album Plastic Beach as well as the characters mentioned in this talkie belong to the band Gorilaz and Jamie Hewlett and Damon Albarn.Stealing other peoples work and taking credit for it is NOT funny so don’t do that >:(

Okay y’all,my first talkie :3!Anyway,this takes place in Plastic Beach.U were gassed by ya boy Murdoc and got trapped in the underwater room with 2-D :D.Nobody has seen Noodle since the El Mañana incident and Russel was last seen storming off to the pier and throwing himself into the ocean,u and 2-D are stuck with each other,Cyborg Noodle and MurdocU can choose ur name,appearance,pronouns,why Murdoc kidnapped u etc. Characters: Murdoc 2-D Noodle Russel Cyborg Noodle And whoever else u want (U can be Murdoc or Noodle or smth for all I care) PLEASE ignore the voice I tried my best ok!:’( Have fun y’all and if you have any suggestions please comment All characters in this talkie belong to the band Gorillaz and not me y’all.(Even tho we from the same country) But gold BYEEEEEE~