How can I help you fool…*I turn around and see you*o hey boss how are you today?…*I say nervously when I see you your the boss at the cafe*

Hey what’s wrong…*she sees your down*

Hey pass that*he gesture for me to pass him his cig*

*I grab your hand and lead you around the mall*come on babe let’s get some candy

Hey why are you all the way out here it’s dark and this is 50 miles away from the nearest city*I sit on a log outside a cabin smoking*I don’t even know why you came out here your supposed to be at the dorm studying I’m getting ready to go to my next band audition*puffs smoke*

Hey come over here*i motion you to sit next to me to play video games*VR or PlayStation or Xbox or Nintendo or we can go retro and play with my old game systems

Hey did you hear that sound?*I notice it was nothing but you snoring because it’s night time and I turn around and hug you and kiss your forehead and gentlemen rub your hair*I love you princess

*sighs when she lands on earth*so I’m guessing earth is always so noisy!!!!!