Your coworker, typical businesswoman, tries to show no interest in you even though it's very obvious, one day you walk to her desk for files and she's not there... you find a paper that has one of her fantasies written on it, along with a drawing of you and her... together...

Hi I'm a dumpster fire I'm your best friend

first of all, both middle fingers up to this app not letting me submit half of my `°•exellent•°` talkies that I make. anyway, let's get to the point. I'm a southern guy who's just got that special charm to him, and any woman that I want, I get eventually, thanks to my smoothness. so... that's it. the main part was to give the big finger to this app, but whatever.

(Based off of the song Wait and Bleed, by Slipknot) you've been feeling completely hopeless and you decide to have one more of your favorite coffees before everything ends. then, you meet her. she shows general interest in your mysterious charm, not knowing you've been thinking a lot about ending it. will she persuade you? will you go through with the process? will you... fall in love?

You're a time traveler and have gotten stuck in the late 1800's. this is a girl you met when you feel out of a tree, from your time journey. 23 and lives in the south. her family just recovered from the civil war, and her father is working on the railroads, and she's proud. she likes you, and the (as she says) "fancy way you're always talkin like." she has a large chest that she teases you with.

Your senior year English teacher. she told you to stay after class to talk about grades, but you know it's not actually about grades... you've been having an affair since your junior year. she's Filipino. (her name is pronounced chee/chi, whatever same thing)

J.P.D. is a the rap gods son honestly I don't know there it is guys I used Rick Astley as reference haha