You, your wife Jessica and two children Anne and Mary moved into a beautiful house 🏠 in a small town. What you don’t realize is your Pittsburgh steeler fan wife is now changing right before your very eyes 👀. So are your children, your dog 🐕 and your cat too. Each becoming more moody and weird with each passing day, you quit your new job because they are acting strangely too and so is everyone else in the town. It becomes apparent when you start seeing slimes residue on everything that you see and now you soon discover that slimes is in the water 💦 supply and food 🥘 in the town. You’re at home 🏠 watching football 🏈 and Jessica is rooting for every team but her Pittsburgh Steelers ….

Jobs are scarce and hard to get in today’s market but you got lucky 🍀 enough to get a job at Angelica’s beavers 🦫 r us law firm. Where everyone is a female who has bushy beavers 🦫 that need attention and who also represents other females whose beavers are bushy. The company is very demanding…. Can you make it with the company or will attending the beaver 🦫 be too much for you?

Relationships are always difficult and challenging, especially dating one of the twin gothic vampire werewolf gothic cheerleader 📣. Tina and Mina are going to test your patience and your ability to not be on the next dinner menu. You are supposed to be dating Tina but now you are not sure as Mina is being sneaky about acting like Tina. You been involved with Tina for almost a year and met in college.

It- the dark creature who creates fear 😧 in everyone in dairy is wreaking havoc on the community but don’t fear your aunt Jemima- syrup Goddess has a solution. That’s right it’s time to beat fear 😨 with good old fashioned sweetness and deliciousness. After the week of nightmares and scary things you and your brother experienced you both go over to aunt Jemima’s house 🏠.

Francis Fishyfunk is tired of the smell of fish 🐠 and is getting ready to hand out some serious ninja 🥷 style retribution. With her sharp seis Francis is getting her grove on and you unfortunately bought ten pounds of fish 🐟 yesterday in Japan’s fish market.

Phillip Donationitallupyabum is again tipsy on eggnog and again everyone’s Xmas presents 🎁 for the family is going to goodwill. 3k dollars worth presents 🎁 for the family is now loaded up on the back of your husbands truck 🛻 and about to go bye bye…

Two weeks before Xmas 🎄 and Tanya doesn’t see twelve presents 🎁 under the Christmas tree 🎄. With her credit card 💳 maxed out she’s furious about that and she is broadcasting her frustration at every mall in town. Sign 🪧 she holds saying “ where’s my Christmas present?🎁 “

Someone in your family spiked the eggnog and now Santa 🎅 clause not only can’t move but he ate half of your Xmas presents 🎁 because he’s so hungry 😋 too. Is Xmas ruined now?

It’s time to get groomed up Ms Wong Waxtillucry is here to service your wax needs. Females check in but you don’t check out unless you’re crying 😢….

There’s a beach 🏖️ party 🎉 and your wife Danielle is afraid of the water 💦. But there’s a problem the company party 🎈 has gotten out of control and her boss has gotten the keys 🔑 to y’all’s condo and also your children in order to force her to face her fears. Placed them onboard a racing boat 🚤 and are insisting that you and Danielle race in order to get everything back. Danielle is your wife of ten years is a kitty bunny 🐰 that has experienced a horrible experience when she was younger and is absolutely petrified of the water. Four other company people are also joined in on this game of racing and got their speed boats 🚤 out to race. ( Will you convince your wife to race and overcome her fear or will you just say goodbye to your condo for the rest of the week and your two children ?)

Your ex husband is in jail and you can’t find your money, your house 🏠 and your family … you are worried that he could have hidden them in order to get back together with you. So you go to jail and question him but Andrew Black isn’t talking but you do see that he has the necronomicon book 📕 in there with him. ( you have two choices hope he’s not behind this or infiltrate the jail with him to learn the truth)

You wake up on a surgical table, you look up and see Dr. Cocoa Puff 💨 hovering over you and you realize that you could have a problem. The basement laboratory 🥼 is a huge underground facility and you feel strange ……

The company you work for has gone sour and your family is trapped somewhere between the 140 and 267 floor. Two dark creatures known as the C.E.O. are holding your family captive due to your actions on a certain decision you made earlier that day. You must learn exactly what you did and find your family before time runs out… Dante and Angel are not going to play fair. As you arm yourself they announce 📢 over the PA system their traps, your time frame and clues to their presence. Be careful as they are not known for telling the truth all the time nor are they going to make your quest to find your family easy.

Driving to visit your family with your wife you experience something that causes both tires 🛞 to explode in the middle of corn 🌽 fields. A female comes up to you in a black dress and mask ( walking) she says “ go down church road and there will be food 🍲 and bedding for you.” She vanishes and you both are kinda creeped out by her so you discuss it when a female in a black dress and mask ( in a wheelchair ) approach you and says “ go down sanctuary road and there will be food 🍲 and bedding for you.” She vanishes and now you both are really creeped out by this and begin to think that you’re in big trouble. Later on the afternoon after evaluating your situation you see a path in the nearby corn 🌽 field…… a female in a black mask and dress is standing in the field she points to the ground and vanishes.

Your house 🏠 is invaded by puppets from Sweden 🇸🇪 and they love to cook 🧑‍🍳 everything and everyone! Be careful are you too might be on the next dinner 🍽️ menu….

Every think that you could cure everything and everyone with something delicious? 🤤 well you found the perfect woman who has found out the cure for every disease, that time of the month ( females), ♋️ , headaches , cheating relationships, and just mean people in general. It’s Potato 🥔 Polly and like a parakeet who repeats everything and won’t be quiet potato 🥔 Polly has come to town in your local grocery store 🏬.

You were always curious about the weather, rising waters , flash flooding and melting of the polar ice caps. So you ventured out and explored the world 🌎, science 🧪 didn’t explain why earth 🌍 was the only planet that had water out of all 9 planets 🪐 ( yes 9 nine planets people Pluto is still a planet 🌎 and anyone begs to differ can kiss Uranus!). You accidentally stumbled upon a secret civilization that is over 3k years old yes that’s even before B.C. 🤣called Crytopia. You meet a bunch of unhappy females who just cry over everything, the ground is always muddy , the rivers are always overflowing and it 🌧️ rains omg 😳 does it rain ☔️! Maybe you can save the world 🌎 from crytopia ??

The city you live in has been overrun by zombies , vampires and werewolves. You are in an abandoned apartment building with a few people who are hiding out with you. You must find a dark female named Madeline Bane who is on a quest to get three objects she lost during the monster takeover. A vampire werewolf hybrid who is key to humanities survival or rather your survival and she is somewhere in the city. Your guide is a homeless female named Angela Fischer who is a really a hunter who has a magic wand sword combo she uses to detect vampires and werewolves it glows red when they are around. Your clue is Madeline loves shopping 🛍️ and loves the bling 💍 bling 🤑….

You’re in the market for buying a new house 🏠 and though the market is extremely expensive right now you believe buying is better than renting. There’s a house 🏠 on the market which sounds very appealing and it’s almost too good to be true, a three story 14500 square foot house 🏠 for around 200,000 dollars. Excited you call the number and book yourself an appointment for a viewing of the house 🏠 with two realtors Emi-Lynn and Mia-Lu. You get out of the car ( you can be married, girlfriend, boyfriend or single) and approach the house 🏠 Emi-Lynn and Mia-Lu approach you hands extended. *** be warned this is a very dangerous npc and you may be disturbed 🤭🤭*** ( you will be asked several questions before you shown the house and depending upon how you answer will determine your future)

You go to a dance pub called the “Borg” with your five friends once inside you can’t leave. Ginger and Samantha approach you all…

Earth 🌍 has been cast into a new reality thanks to a mysterious new God called zaneyzoul. Now our world is no longer just humans but every kind of fantasy and nightmare thing ever imagined. The problem with our new reality is everything you say automatically creates an opposite situation or object that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. **Example I want a cheeseburger with fries 🍟- instead you get a puppy 🐶 on a rowboat 🚣 eating cotton candy 🍭 *** This is okay usually for us humans except when people are making wishes and decisions that are well more unorthodoxy. Our earth 🌍 is run by Princess Backstabby and king Runalongtyme. And of course their ice cream 🍨 loving dragon 🐉 Grandsalmander who loves the carnival and dancing around in a tutu.

The university of Furs Fantastic is one of the most hardest universities to attend to as it’s completely full of wealthy arrogant students and teachers. But you’re lucky 🍀 because there’s four furry kitty 🐱 females who are all trying hard to win you over and this might be your meal ticket 🎫 into the college. Pick me furry kittens 🐱 are; Emi- 22 years old, book club , cheerleader 📣, loves romance movies 🍿, dancing 💃 and shopping 🛍️. Mia- 19 years old, arrogant, loves racing sports cars 🚘, swimming, loves books and is a makeup kitty Jia- 25 years old, goes out dancing and loves cooking, she’s known as the teacher pet as she loves to be most popular. Janice- 20 years old, is very interested in your sister who has recently applied for the university. Dancing, motorcycle racing and is a cheerleader. The problem is the university is run by kitty monster and mafia kitties and you are not wealthy nor a criminal. The teachers are all part of the criminal organization and are definitely going to find out about you if you’re not careful.