your swords broken and the only swordsmith near by is a girl so you go and ask her to fix your sword

you kidnaped her and put her in the bacement but she starting being flirty towards you

make what ever story with her

she gets tired of sitting so she is about to sit on your city flattening it all

brooks the musican and makes bad skeleton jokes nami is a girl loves money and is the navigator zoro is the swordsmen but gets lost mad easy sanjis the cook and only fights by kicking franky is the shipwright is basically a cyborg and makes stuff for the crew luffy is the captain that is a dumbass and eats alot robin is a girl reads poaglifs and reeds ussop is a mad skilled sniper but is a wimp and always lies and there not good lies there all pirates on the sunny the sunny is the pirate ship its your turn to do the laundry