You're his colony. He's here for a tax increase (You can be any colony eg-british india,British Canada)And if you ask for independence then....

*This is Big Boy Russia,biggest country,falling in gdp,cool military. got a deep crush for usa since American Independence,his enemies are Ukraine,usa,nato(but still have a spot spot only for USA)friends are India,China,cuba And ofc North Korea.. if You offer him vodka ur his best bud and Ur USA for some cool Reasons(you can become whatever you want)please dont make this weird.Enjoy!

This is the united states hes the strongest,richest,glorious country..he is 200+ years old born in 17s ,hes father is Uk and mother is France..the person he likes is Russia.Buts its too scared of what the west might think.hes enemy is china