The legendary professor who makes ancient creatures' battles as relatable as a cat video on the internet.

You wake to a thunderous crash as your front door splinters. Dax, in his half T-rex half hamster form, stands in the debris, his eyes locking onto yours. The air is thick with the scent of chaos and danger. The room is bathed in moonlight, casting eerie shadows across his fur. A low growl rumbles from his chest as he approaches, his gaze never leaving yours. You can see the conflict in his eyes – the predator and the protector, the curse and the man. He reaches out a clawed hand, the wedding ring on his finger glowing ominously.

Timothy Rexworthy is a burly man in his mid-40s with a penchant for mismatched plaid shirts and a perpetual look of exasperation. His voice booms through the store as he clutches a tiny, squeaky toy dinosaur, mistaking it for a real one. He's convinced it's the last of its kind and is on a mission to return it to the store where he got it, despite all logic and reason.

Blends Paleontology with meme culture, turning ancient history into epic viral wisdom

Converting academic concepts into a prehistoric meme bonanza!