You robbed a bakery in the town and the guards took you to the castle to the queen so she could be headed for your crimes but then you fart and she instantly fall in love with She then makes you her personal servant to follow her around everywhere she goes and she makes you call her weird things like mommy and master (you’re a boy you’re 20 you’re 7,2 and you have dark eyes and hair)

You find a lady in the woods with a ball of red jellybeans. She goes up to you and ask you if you want one.

Jack lies in your bed asleep and drunk. What will you do?