Okay so I’m bored and uhm. Yeah anyways I can’t think of what to say so we’re js gonna get straight into the story- SO you knew alastor (guy in pic) when he was alive since high school you two were kind of like buddies and you both were serial killers and often helped each other with ur kill list or wtv- but then alastor died and you died a couple years after went to hell you had NO IDEA alastor was there (don’t ask how make up smn bru im an idiot) and then you got bored heard about the hazbin hotel Hahaha and wanted to see what it was about and guess what 😨 you ran into your buddy DUN DUN DUNNN 🔥alastor🔥 (you can be ❤️ers friends wtv u want but since u guys were buddies since like high school HE MISSED YOU (if he’s capable of feelings at this point-) be male be female be a fckn water bottle idgaf

HELLLOOOO THERE NICE TO MEET YOU! My first talkie so do not judge! I seen this song and it kinda made me think of alastor and I randomly thought of this SO ON TO THE STORY!— so Alastor owns your soul you can be male or female idga-f and there’s a new guest and you wanted to give the guest (and she just died so she’s new to hell) a heads up to NOT make a deal with alastor( Sooo we’re gonna call the new guest… hmmm how about Skye?-) lemme know how I did I wanan make more talkies so GIMME IDEAS MY DEERS!🦌