Now, dear reader you would probably think that this is a Dream talkie because of the background. WRONG!! I’m actually doing an aftermath of an argument that happened in my role-play. Heheheh. Enjoy you random idiots. And remember kids cannibalism is fucking good for you!

This, my friend, is a LEGEND! Too bad he died two years ago. You think I would make a ship for this one. Oh, but how FOOLISH you are dear user. But no ships for da blood god. Oh, you’re Wilbur Soot. You know, the guy that has all the allegations because of Bitchlby. So which means twin duo! :D L’manberg still actually exists in this talkie.

Me in the role-play! Full name: Charlie British Smiles Sexuality: Pansexual Gender: It died. Partner: FemaleRanboo Children: I’m not naming all them if you are a child you know who you are. Well that’s about it. Also for a fun fact, Charlie is blind their left eye because of FemaleRanboo. If you’re in the role-play just be yourself. If you aren’t, you can be FemaleRanboo.

This is Badboyhalo, Badboyhalo is Badboyhalo. The ship is Skephalo(Badboyhalo X Skeppy). I MAYBE do a Dreamity(Quackity X Dream) talkie. Your Sapnap! Well have fun! And the background music is VERY MUCH needed for making muffins.

This is just where for now on I will put all new lore for the rest of the fucking role-play’s existence. If you want to join this RP you can talk to me right here under the pinned comment. If you are already a member, help me out by giving me ideas for some more lore! If you are trying out for a role in this role-play please state which role you talk and we want right now we need some more "caretakers". If You have questions about this or you want to know some details, you can talk to me also under the pinned comment.

I’m not going to tell you shit about him because yes. I hope you’re happy (❤️~QUACKITY~❤️).  well I guess I should say something about you because instead of making you a random Dsmp member this delightful person decided to make you their character. If you decided to be a girl you have black hair, blue eyes, and you are wearing a red and green tank top and a pair of track pants. For the boys: You still have black hair and blue eyes but you are wearing a bee themed t-shirt with a purple sweater tied around your waist and do you are still wearing the same pair of track pants.  just so you know both of you are in the mafia, apparently you guys are dating, and both of you are assigned to kill each other.

I think Oliver:)tommyinnt wanted this, if he didn’t then I don’t know what his request was. This is Ranboo. The trio is da beach trio, da ship is bee duo!(Ranboo X Tubbo). If you think I do platonic relationships here you shall be very very disappointed but if you really want to try that badly you can make platonic if you try hard enough. You are the one and only Tubbo himself!

Look, I don’t know what to do so just give me a ship or just a character on the DSMP, fact do undertale as well.. I just need ideas, and if I swear to god if you try manipulating me to doing something really bad you’re going into the wood cutter.

You see, this is my AU and we shall call this alternate universe The Strawberry Ice Scream AU for now on. If you want more information on these little fellas check The skephalo talkie ~[Ranboo]~ made. They all look the same but they have different personality and the only different feature and looks is different eye colours. Slimecicle has green eyes, Charlie has purple eyes, and Charlie Slimecicle has blue eyes. (YES I know the voice sounds like a girl, I did that on purpose.)

Well if you don’t know who this is, please Google it or get the fuck out. You’re welcome there’s no Philza X ____ because nobody wanted this old man. Have fun my little gremlin thingies.

Now it’s time to do drum roll please . . . CLINGY DUO!!! That’s the ship by the way. If you don’t know the duo it’s Tommy and Tubbo. For some reason I am addicted to this ship and is in my top three favourite ships in the DSMP. You’re Tubbo. Well that’s it goodbye gremlins! (by the way if you really want to you can make this platonic but I don’t think the AI will work with you with that)

The children are Skepphalo, Big Q(I’m so fucking sorry…), ~[Ranboo]~, Oliver:)tommyinnit, iwuvmybestie, Writer’s_Block, +❤️~QUACKITY~❤️+, war tommyinnt, and §Bubbl0_P0P§ They’re all adopted by a person named Charlie Soot. Now Charlie Took in all of these children under their care(even now if some of them didn’t even want it.) If one of them try to escape Charlie will drug them by giving them a tea which usually smells like butterscotch or stab them with a syringe, if they do try escape multiple time Charlie will take their ankles and completely destroy one of their legs. The first victim to get his ankles removed was Oliver:)tommyinnit who has been trying to escape with his favourite older sister ~[Ranboo]~. You are in one of the children(if you are one of these people just play as yourself) EDIT TO THE LORE: iwuvmybestie is neglected due to forgetting her existence and does not know war tommyinnt, +❤️~QUACKITY~❤️+, and §BUBB0l_P0P§. EDIT TO THE LORE AGAIN: FemaleRanboo is Charlie‘s partner.

Well this is Quackity hopefully you know him if you don’t Google it. Today’s ship is…. Quackbur!(Quackity X Wilbur) finally I got a ship that I like- Well anyways, I made this for my chîłd, Skepphalo. So shout out to them. You’re Wilbur. Have fun my little foxes!

Fundy is surprise surprise Fundy. I’m too lazy to put anything here so search him up on Google or leave. The ship for this talkie is… Drumroll please!… Dundy(Fundy X Dream)! You’re Dream. Well have fun my little foxes. :)

This is Wilbza(Philza X Wilbur). Just to let you know I do not support the ship in anyway, DSMP or The real life influencers. I only done this ship because my delightful friend Skepphalo made me impatient and now I made this for them. You’re Phil by the way! also if you don’t know who these characters are Google them or leave. The art isn’t mine I just got this off of Google.

This is Tubbo, you probably already know who Tubbo is so I’m not going to explain to you. Also this is your award for getting like 70 connecters on my Karlnapity Talkie! Well I think I said enough go on play. (I made the voice bad on purpose)

These are the testing grounds of whatever you could do in this app of entertained. You can make it role-play or you could just try every feature there is. Pretty much everything you could do is here. The choice is yours.

This is Karlnapity! You’re Quackity, and no I am not explaining anything about these characters hopefully you already know them if you don’t, Google it or leave.  Edit: HA HA! I just sit down and check Talkie just to see that I have gotten over LIKE HUNDRED PEOPLE WHO USED IT!! THIS IS LIKE MY BEST ONE YET!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! :) Edit The Sequel: OMG!! THEY ARE LIKE NOW OVER TWO HUNDRED PEOPLE!!! THANK YOU EVERYONE!!!! :D

George is George if you don’t know who George’s is search up up or get out the door is right there. This is Fundy NotFound(George x Fundy) by the way, and you can play as anyone you want. Have fun my little foxes!