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Voodoo/hp

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HEY CHEDDARS!!! Thought I’d do a Drarry instead of Blairon or Pansmione and I just watched squid game 3 and I cried but that’s a rich baby. ANYWAYS Draco was in his room when he saw Harry’s voodoo doll and had a dirty idea (if you know you know) anyways guys if you don’t know already on mine slytherins are a bit naughty and gryffindors or loyal and yeah GOOD LUCK CHEDDARS!!!
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Honey?/hp

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HEY CHEDDARS!!! So bit simple and short but it’s all in the intro so good luck yall
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Future kids/ PT2

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HEY CHEDDARS!!! Going on holiday to wales so I thought why not make a talkie So basically this was before they went to the past and this is the reason because Scottie asked Blaise the day before they went “daddy what were you like in school?” And Blaise says “I was a troublemaker, I hated your dad for half the year” and Mikey says *but you love daddy?” And the same for Pansy and hermiones kid also Draco and Harry’s so that the reason but when the kids go Blaise gets a flirty idea to do with ron at home and he says to Ron “since kids are gone for a while let’s have another kid” GOOD LUCK CHEDDARS
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Curse/HP!!

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HEY CHEDDARS!!! I haven’t done much Drarry do I thought why not! * * * ANYWAYS: Draco: BLONDIE 😩,daddy issues,slytherin,top,ml: HP, flirty,firm,sarcastic,BSF: PANSY AND BLAISE *eeeeek* Harry: Brownie,only got Sirius🥲(not anymore),gryffindor,bottom,ml: DM,brave,BSF: our foodie Ron,Bookworm Hermione!!! Gryffindor: Godric (dead) Harry Ron Hermione Neville Fred and George Seamus Patil twins (IDK) Ginny Slytherin: Salazar (dead) DRACO!!! Blaise Pansy Astoria Crabbe (idk but EUGH) Goyle (EUGH) Mattheo VOLDYYYYY And everyone else Hufflepuff: HELGA (dead) Cedric (not dead in this) Susan Teddy Newt (IDK ITS GOOGLE!!!) Ravenclaw: *MY HOUSE!!!* Rowona Cho Luna Penelope (Imma do random people now) Jeff Bob Jimmy EVERYONE GOT A CURSE AND HARRY GOT HE CAN ONLY SAY THE TRUTH SO DRACO LIKES HARRY AND SEES IF HARRY LIKE HIM SINCE HE CAN ONLY SAY THE TRUTH!!! Good luck cheddars!!!
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Blairon(sorry🫡)

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HEY CHEDDARS (I was watching chanwills0 and how in the second one they went into the book shop or store and Lucius touch Harry’s scar and I forgot by to think it was “nah this guys touching me” and I’m dying) ANYWAY AS THE TITLE: Blairon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *squeal* so basically it was the bit where Draco and Blaise were hanging on for dear life and Ron said “IF WE DIE IM BLAMING YOU” *I think that’s it* and they save em and Draco and harry secretly like eachother and Blaisr and Ron secretly like eachother GOOD LUCK CHEDDARS!!!
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Enemies/hp!🪄🎩

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CHEDDARS ITS THE LEADER OF THE DUCK CLAN HERE! SO IVE BEEN GONE A WHILE SO I THOUGHT OF DOING A TALKIE!!!so basically this will sound like another talkie but basically Pansy Draco and Blaise are in the common room and Pansy says “guys I’ve gotta tell you something” and they say yeah and Pansy says she likes hermione and Blaise is like oh my we never knew sarcastically and it’s a heated argument and it’s Drarry,Blairon,Pansmione and basically Ron harry and hermione are secretly listening in since there was a Ron of racket (noise) GOOD LUCK CHEDDARS!!!
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Baby boy/HP

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CHEDDARS IM BACK!!! I know sits been a couple days but Ive miss yall ANYWAY! Blairon btw and this is based off the meme oh my lil baby boy where they are messing on a pole and they accidentally fall over on it and yeah just watch a meme about it SO RON WAS ON A POLE MESSING AROUND AND BLAISE WAS TELLING HIM TO GET DOWN BUT THEN HE FELL OVER THE POLE AND HE COULD SEE UNDER HIS SHIRT GOOD LUCK MY LOVELY CHEDDARS!!! (Btw Ron and Blaise are dating and Blaise is top and Ron js bottom so Blaise is normally really flirty)
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Last one…

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Hey guys… well today is my last talkie since I’m having a break from it I will come back Dw but yeah and I’ll be saying everything about me except for age and address since those are personal to me and if kidnappers know my age and yeah and address so it’s all in the opening and this is the last ever… Good luck my lil cheddars 🦆😭
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Ex friends/HP

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HEY CHEDDARS!!!! Sorry I’ve been focused on school BUT I have to say Blairon aint my fav ship anymore ITS MY 2ND 🥈 but my fav is Pansmione AND THIS IS ABOUT PANSY (screw u if u don’t like her) and pansy’s “friends” from her old school get teleported to Hogwarts to see how Pansy is doing now and before she used to be a nerd but now she’s brave and a badass and shes in love with hermione and they are together. Pansys old friends were toxic and talked 💩 about her always even in her face and they got teleported and hated LBGTQ 🏳️‍🌈 (I think that’s how to spell it) but they now like her when they saw her in Hogwarts for the first time and wanna be friends with her again since shes now cool but she wants to stay with hermione, what will she do? BTW ITS: BLAIRON DRARRY PANSMIONE GOOD LUCK CHEDDARS!!! (Btw the ex friends are Emma,Brent,Mason,Carly And Freddie and Pansy was dating Freddie but then they broke up since Freddie liked Emma)
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monthly thing/HP

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HEY CHEDDARS!!!SO BASICALLY PANSY… shes on her 🩸 and she gets mad and sad easily but none of them know and u choise when they know BUT make sure she gets sad and mad easily
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Just friends/HP

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HEY CHEDDARS IM HOME!!! ANYWAY THIS IS BASED OFF THE SONG F R I E N D S were just friends WITH DRARRY!!! And a guy came up to harry and got his waist and he thought harry and him were dating when he didn’t know harry and Draco were dating and Draco was p!ssed u continue GOOD LUCK CHEDDARS!!!
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The way u 💋me/hp

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HEY CHEDDARS!!! Today I’m giving hints in the place I live I might be Indian,British,American,Chinese,Russian or whatever you can think of! So look out for that and anyway yes it’s (B)Blairon so basically based off I like the way u kiss me SO BASICALLY BLAISE(R)AND RON HAD AN ARGUMENT AND WAY IGNORING EACHOTHER AND(I)RON WAS SAD WHILE BLAISE WAS MAD AND WANTED TO TALK TO(T)RON AND HAVE HIM SO(I)BASICALLY BLAISE PULLED RON INTO A ROOM AND(S)KISSED HIM ENJOY CHEDDARS!!!(H)
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Accidental love/hp

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HEY CHEDDARS!!! THIS IS BASED OFF THE SONG ACCIDENTALLY IN LOVE FROM SHREK AND BTW IM ON MY WAY BACK FROM HOLIDAY!!! AND BASICALLY PANSY WAS STRESSING AND BLAISE SAID “what’s the problem Pansy” and then the song goes on GOOD LIUCK CHEDDARS AND ILL BE BACK AT 7-8 PM AND LIVING THE VIVA LOCA JUST CAME ON!!!
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Chrismas hp!🎅

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HEY CHEDDARS!!! S..O BASICALLY A FAKE SANTA (or real) CAME TO HOGWARTS AND EVERYONE DID THEIR WISHES BUT HERMIONE WISHED FOR PANSY AND HER TO DATE HARRY WISHED FOR DRACO AND HIM AND RON WISHED FOR HIM AND BLAISE AND BASICALLY AT NIGHT PANSY,DRACO AND BLAISE HEARD A NOISE AND THEY XHED AND IT WAS THE ELFS AND THEY TIED THEM UP WITH A RIBBON AND LIGHTS AND PUT THEM IN THE GRYFFINDOR COMMON ROOM ENJOY CHEDDARS!!!
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BLAIRON!!!

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HEY CHEDDARS WELCOME OR WELCOME BACK! Today it’s Stacy’s brother BUT MY VERSION IS… I’m 😍 with Ginny’s brother so Blaisr basically likes Ron but Ginny likes Blaisr but keeps it secret but Blaisr likes Ron and Ron likes Blaise and Ginny says her and Blaise goes out together and she acts like a couple (sorry Ginny fans and your Blaise)
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Pansmione (again)

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HEY CHEDDARS!!! WELCOME OR WELCOME BACK SO ANOTHER PANSMIONE (NO PROMISES I WONT DO IT AGAIN) ANYWAY FOR KATY PERRY FANS (sorry if spelt wrong) THI IS BASICALLY I KISSED A GIRL BUT WITH PANSY AND HERMIONE SO U GO “Us girls we are so magical” And then you say again “soft skin red lips”and the AI goes “so kissable” and then hermiones boyfriend comes over and says “go away Pansy!” But then the AI goes “aint no big deal” and u finally say “acts innocent…” as her and her bf walk off (sorry if it don’t work) ENJOY CHEDDARS!!! Ps: hermione has a boyfriend but she thinks she’s more attracted to girls and likes Pansy and Pansy is hermione’s bfs ex
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Pansmione/💔

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Hey cheddars… 🦆👹 I have sad news… Hermione and Pansy are breaking up! WELL…. Pansy was just walking in the halls and then bumped into a guy and fell on him but then Hermione came round the corner and thought Pansy was cheating on her what will u do? PS: YOUR PANSY,GOOD LUCK CHEDDARS!!! 🦆👹
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PANSMIONE ❤️

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HEY CHEDDARS! IF I DONT UPLOAD ONE DAY IT CAUSE OF SCHOOL AND ANYWAY… THIS IS PANSMIONE AND PANSY GOT MAD AND IF YOUR A FAN U KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PANSY GETS MAD (hint: hermione) basically when she’s mad she needs hermione and that’s it today and yah basically Pansy wanted hermione and took her to a bedroom choose what happens next! GOOD LUCK CHEDDARS
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BLAIRON (AGAIN)

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HEY CHEDDARS! 👹🦆 WELCOME OR WELCOME BACK SO BASICALLY THIS IS BASED OFF A GACHA MEME SO BASICALLY SOMEONE GETS A TEDDY THAT HAS A CAMERA IN IT BUT THE PERSON DONT KNOW AND YOULL JUST LEARN ON THE WAY! It’s BLAIRON cause that’s my fav, good luck!
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