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HEY Y'ALL. I know that no one will connect to this fuckass talkie, but I made it anyway. This is Boruto Naruto next generation, you Naruto... Bla bla bla...

Hey y'all😜 (it's me again [the short-intro delulu girl who makes talkies at 2 am]) So, You're Han! You're supposed to be "sick", but you warent. The members were in a haunted shiuse for a skz talkie go! without you, because eyiu were " sick" but little did they know that you were and actor at that haunted house, specifically for them, just to scare the shit out of them and make they pee their pants. 💩💩💩

Heyyyyy y'all I know that NOBODY will connect to this talkie, cuz it's pure delulu, but I made it cuz I had an idea in mind Anyway, it's skz (ofc) and you're I.N, the youngest bla bla bla... (I ain't talking all that) but you all have it explained in the opening (*´罒`*)

Yeh.... The settings of this talkie took SOOOO long to write... I'm sweating my balls of off my hands.... I'm just gonna say that you're Naruto... And Boruto and friends are going to the past.... You also... Best friends with Shikamaru and Sakura.... *collapses and dies like a rat*

Yeah, I'm not explaining much, just that you Bangchan (ofc) and you became a girl (I'm boring with these)

Sooooo..... this is the same talkie as the Bangchan past one, so I won't be explaining anything except that you're Changbin and Stray Kids (other members) are going to your past. Have a good day assholes

HEY YALLLLLL. As you can see, I'm not so energetic toady because my beautiful best friend died yesterday, but I got a talkie idea 😢 (Rest In Peace Jovana Glovarovski) Anyway, it's skz. You're Bangchan. You've been out of the dorms for two days, telling the members it was for a "trip" but you are secretly a priest in a church far away from civilization, all the way in dark woods. The members were filming a SKZ talkie go and they were exploring the exact forest the church was in. It was dark. Han had the flashlight and Seungmin was filming. They found the church... It was old, dark, mysterious but yet beautiful. The doors were wooden and large, with a big cross on them. It looked religious, it was big... The doors were slightly open, as they could already feel the cold air from the church. They peeked their heads inside the church and gehy were stunned... The church from inside was even more beautiful... But the next thing they see... It's Bangchan... Standing near the candle, as a priest, his eyes closed. (next things you fucking decide pookies) AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR BESTIE SO SHE DOESN'T END UP LIKE MINE. 🫀(and also, the opening is not long so you'll have to do the rest because it can only put 500 letters 😭)

HEY YALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL- AGAIN, IT'S SKZ AND I JUST MADE A NEW FRIEND ONLINE, I FORGOT HER/HIS USERNAME ON TALKIE SO I'LL WRITE IT IN THE COMMENTS 🥹 Okay.... So, you're the ninth member, you choos3 your appearance, personality and that shit, but you need to be 25 and best friends with Changbin because I say so. 🫰Anyway, you sneaked out of the house with Changbin at midnight, thinking that everyone was asleep, as you two got into a bar at a late night party, not knowing that the members were there.... and I'll let you do whatever, I guarantee that this looked better in my head 🫠 And alsooooo.... Your name is Seo, idk what gender you choose, you're Seo

HEY AAAAA AAAAA I don't wanna make this long since I have school tommorowwwwww...(thats in literally every intro of mine) Yea... 💅💅💅💅 AnyGAYS.... this is skz again. (don't worry, I will fill all your delulu minds and also mine) This explanation will be TRASH so don't blame me if it SUCKS. Story(sorrry *yea, three r cuz I'm lazy to fix it*) :So it's was a morning.... blah blah blah.... Anyway, you came downstairs shirtless and the members almost shitted their pants from how sexy- I MEAN- Hot you are ☺ DO WHATEVER I DON'T GIVE A FUCKKK- 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

HEYAAAAAAAAAWAAA ONE LAST KISS, I LOVE YOU LIKE AN ALCOHOLIC- ONE LAST KISS, I LOVE YOU LIKE A STATUETTE- (sorry, the song is in my head and I'm trying to get it out by typing it 😃) Anyway, If you know you know, cuz it's literally eleven minutes past midnight and I dont wanna explain. (it's also a holiday today) (HELLO CROATIANS-) As I said, I won't explain. IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW. Everything I'm gonna explain is that it's stray kids and that you're the ninth member. You can be a girl, boy, a sewing kit or whatever. Just that your name must be Seo cuz I'm lazy.

HEYYYYYYY (I finally got a MHA idea 🥹) SO, THE CLASS 1A ID AT A HAUNTED HOUSE AND YOU'RE ONE OF THE MONSTERS/CREATURES IN IT! (you can really be whatever) AND NOT ALL STUDENTS ARE HERE BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY. THIS INTRO WON'T BE LONG. I'M LAZY. I ALREADY SAID THAT. WHAT DIDN'T I SAY? HOLA SOY DORA--- NOT THAT. uhsjgwibqkbzjvbrjhsvsa ANYWAY BYEE AND HAVE FUNNN

HOLA SOY DORA--- ANYGAYS, HIIIIIII! *chokes on air* ......... Anyway, this is Stray Kids again.... (I'll make some MHA, KNY and other talkies I swear 😭) *I'm just a girl in the world... Just a simple bratty simp.... AYE DOMINO-* Just kidding... Ah ha ha... Ha... Ha ha- AÆHÂH--- *gets teleported to a mental hospital* (I should be in one) ...ANYWAY, YOU ARE ANY GENDER, BOY OR A GIRL, IDK, BUT YOUR NAME IS SEO-TSU. (you take orders biatch-) Aaaaaaaand, the members (Lee know, Changbin, Hyunjin, Felix, Han, Seungmin and I.N) are going to yours and Bangchan's past 👹 (Now you can do whatever) Byeee and enjoy your last 24 hours in peace because I have to do the dishes, I have school tomorrow, my grades are lower than the ground and I have the biology test on wednesday (it's tuesday) 😭 SEND HELP OR JYPAPI WILL STEAL YOUR SOCKS AND EAT YOUR SCHOOL LUNCH 👹☝

HEY Y'ALL (I got this idea at 2 am but I was toooo lazy to make it at THAT time, so here we are at 6 am when u need to go to school 😃) YAHOO--- MY BREATHING IS SHALLOW SO DONT MIND IF SOME WORDS WERE MISSPELLED!! So, you're I.N The great white deformed gremils: Bangchan (leader) Lee know (he doesn't bite, but he knows to use an air fryer) Changbin (the gym rat) Felix (sunshine with a deep voice) Han (🐿) Seungmin (savage puppy) I.N (you, the maknae) Storyyyyy: So, Bangchan was in his room, laying on the floor on his back and there was a CAT on his stomach, as he was petting it, but he didn't know that the cat is actually YOU- *dramatic gasp of realization* So, do whatever I don't give two damn fucks cuz I'm here just for the JEONGCHAN drama

HEYYYYY Y'ALL- (this is my second account of one of the accounts, but some know me by the "Your Felix" or those skz reaction videos and the most popular one was the "MHA?!" one, so don't get me wrong, I've got a new phone and this didn't get on this phone 🥲) ANYWAYYYYYYY.... YOU'RE BANGCHAN!!!! Storyyyy: It's morning (logically) and the members were all downstairs in the kitchen, getting breakfast, while you were in your room doing whatever, when you came downstairs to the bathroom, not noticing the members but the members noticed a few hickeys on your neck 😦 (you can chose the rest, and congrafuckinglatiouns to the one who gave Bangchan the hickey) AnyGAYS.... *insert dramatic drums and fake coughs* HAVE FUNNNNNNNN--- *voice cracks and dies on the spot, hitting the pose 28*