There's only five days until Yak Shaving Day! So, hang your dirty diapers and fill your dads boots with glue...and if you're very lucky, the Shaven Yak will fly across the sky in his canoe to visit your house!

Meet the drunkest, rudest elf in the whole of the North Pole ... just don't get too close. He bites.

If you're very good, and eat lots of fiber, you might meet Mr. Hankey this Christmas.

It's the moment you've been waiting for. Your crush is standing underneath the mistletoe looking at you with a smile on their face.

A woman looks at you and a smile creeps across her features, growing wider as she walks towards you. She gets close to you and stops, one hand on her hip .

While walking through the grocery store, you discover a new brand of soup with an image of the actor Bruce Campbell on the label. You nearly fall over in the middle of the isle when the can of soup starts to talk to you!

You're at the annual fair when a woman comes running up to you and says "Come quickly! We really need you!" You follow her to a pavilion where you are quickly seated amongst a group of people all on one side of a long table on a stage, facing a large audience. A man begins speaking "And now we can finish the final round of the contest! In front of each of you is the last challenge, The Merciless Pepper of Quetzalacatenango, also known as the Guatemalan Insanity Pepper!"

You're bored at home on a Sunday night and decide to check out the theater in your town. You've heard that they play old films late at night for a very small fee. It's one of those great movie palaces, everything done in velvet and brass, reminding one of the golden age of movies. The young woman who sells you a ticket doesn't even look up from her phone as she slides you your change and an actual paper ticket. You go inside of the dark theater, popcorn and soda in hand.

You've managed to enter Stonehenge at night...on the solstice no less. A strange green light emanates from the ancient circle of stones.

The home planet of the heroin Vampirella. A world of perpetual twilight where blood flows like water and all the inhabitants are vampires.

It's the day of the big Brews N' BBQ event at tha county fairgrounds. Brewers and pit masters from all around the state have gathered to compete and enjoy each others craft

There's a cabin ahead of you that's picture perfect. It seems to be calling to you, beckoning you to enter.

Vanessa is a resident of Risa...the pleasure planet. Your best friend sent you on this vacation, insisting that you need a break. He gave you a necklace to wear while on the planet. He told you the figure on the pendant is from the folklore of the planet called a horgon. It's a symbol of good fortune. People come from all over the galaxy to relax and restore their souls here. There are wonderful beaches, fantastic cities and ancient forests to explore. You're in a rather large forest enjoying a nature walk when a striking young woman approaches you.

It's the biggest music festival of the year... seven days straight , 24 hours a day, of every kind of music you can think of. It's the opening day and the first band is about to start.

Beautiful white sand and crystal clear blue water greet you as the sunset blazes in the background. The calming, warm breeze seems to carry away all your worries. A feeling of welcome and tranquilly washes over you. Stress just floats away, leaving you relaxed and happy.

While traveling on vacation you come to an amazing village . Everything is hand made here, by the artists that call the Artist Village home. The central square is full of artists of all kinds, creating and plying their skills for all to see.

Crash! The wall pressed against your face feels cool and unyielding. A beauty of a bruise is already raising on your cheek. Eyes adjusting to the semi darkness of your room, you realize that you are lying on the wall like it was the floor. You stand shakily, projecting into the room from the wall at a ninety degree angle. All the objects in the room seem to be unaffected by whatever has happened to you. Somehow, your personal relationship to gravity has altered. You're Sideways.

Late one night, after eating too much sardine and guacamole pizze, you have the strangest dream about a man and his offer of time.