so um any news i have imma just edit this and type it below 👇 ive deleted everything because thats old stuff and i dont want yall getting confused . the bit i said before ( about me thinking my account is dying ) i do still think , as sometimes i spend so long on a talkie and it takes DAYS to get like 20 connectors .

BRO NO WAY THIS HAS OVER 90k CONNECTORS ALREADY 🤯 here are the powers: ❤️- fire breathing 😮‍💨 🔥 (70%) 🧡- telekinesis 🧠 👈 (63%) 💛- controlling electricity ⚡️💡 (47%) 💚- plant manipulation 🌱 🍃 (38%) 💙- hydrokinesis 💧 💦 (21%) 💜- darkness ⚫️ ⬛️ (10%) 🤎- Earth manipulation 🌎 🌏 (5%) 🤍- invisibility 👻 💀 (1%) 🩷- love 😍🥰 (0.06%) 🖤- ??¿ 🌪️🌘 (0.00004%) Characters and their powers: Xandra-💚 Markus-💙 Alexandra-❤️ Henry-🤍 Wyatt-💛 (you)-🖤 Stephanie-🩷 Gary-💜 Amy-🤎 Olivia-🧡 PS: you pick your name ^^

Lyrics: AI: I swallowed shampoo 🧴 🐱 You:Probably gonna die 💀 😱 AI: it smelled like fruit 🍎 🍌 You: That was a lie 🤥 AI: called the number on the bottle 📞 🍼 You: spoke to a guy 👨 🗣 AI: he said “vomit” 🤢 🤮 You: i said “why” 🤨 🤷 AI: he said “poison” 😱 🤢 You: i said “goodbye” 👋 😔 AI: i look at my finger ☝️ 🤞 You: i look at my life 👀 🫠 AI: it wasnt that much 🤏😄 You: i’ll probably be fine 😁 🙂 AI: i swallowed shampoo 🧴 😱 You: im probably gonna die 💀 😢 AI: it smelled like fruit 🍉 🍏 You: that was a lie 🤥

recommend by: " ^eclipse^ " 🇧🇴 Bolivia is a female in this one btw!! 🇧🇴 Bolivia 🇧🇴 can speak Spanish 🇪🇸 , English 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 , Aymara 🇧🇴 ( i think thats the correct flag ) , and Guarani 🇵🇾 . her friends are Argentina 🇦🇷 , Costa Rica 🇨🇷 , Brazil 🇧🇷 , Russia 🇷🇺 , Peru 🇵🇪 , Nicaragua 🇳🇮 , Palestine 🇵🇸 , Syria 🇸🇾 , Uruguay 🇺🇾 , and Mexico 🇲🇽 while her enemies are USA 🇺🇸 , Poland 🇵🇱 , Israel 🇮🇱 , Italy 🇮🇹 , El Salvador 🇸🇻 , Chile 🇨🇱 , Ukraine 🇺🇦 , and UK 🇬🇧 . she loves playing football / soccer ⚽️ and her favorite food is salteñas 🥟 ( kinda looks like the emoji ) . she loves sand boarding 🏜️ , candy / sweets 🍬 , singing 🎤 , watching cholita wrestling 🤼 , and dancing 💃 . her nicknames are " Boli " , " Livia " , and " Liv " and her birthday 🎁 is August 6th 🗓️ .

✨🏆🌐 ive given in.. HERES YOUR NUMBER 4 ALL OF YOU WHO BEGGED FOR IT 🌐🏆✨ ROMANIA 🇷🇴 🍔 Hunger - 063% 🌭 💧 Thirst - 012% 💧 🥴 Sanity - 083% 🥴 🤢 Infection - 000% 🤮 🔢 Stage - 0 🔢 ✊ Symptoms - anxiety 🤛 📝 Note - mŷ ħęæð ħūřțş… 🗒️ AFRICAN UNION 🥦 🍔 Hunger - 099% 🌭 💧 Thirst - 083% 💧 🥴 Sanity - 009% 🥴 🤢 Infection - 036% 🤮 🔢 Stage - 3 🔢 ✊ Symptoms - bloodshot eyes 🤛 📝 Note - ÏȚ ĦÜŘŤŞ ȘŒ BÆЗ 🗒️ LIECHTENSTEIN 🇱🇮 🍔 Hunger - 021% 🌭 💧 Thirst - 008% 💧 🥴 Sanity - 099% 🥴 🤢 Infection - 000% 🤮 🔢 Stage - 0 🔢 ✊ Symptoms - N/A 🤛 📝 Note - hows the others doing? i ðont şee tħem ofțêñ.. 🗒️ BRAZIL 🇧🇷 🍔 Hunger - 046% 🌭 💧 Thirst - 033% 💧 🥴 Sanity - 062% 🥴 🤢 Infection - 000% 🤮 🔢 Stage - 0 🔢 ✊ Symptoms - anxiety 🤛 📝 Note - we rarely see Liechtenstein nowadays; hes always out traveling, trying to look for ťhe othèř countrïęş.. 🗒️ CHILE 🇨🇱 🍔 Hunger - 086% 🌭 💧 Thirst - 042% 💧 🥴 Sanity - 057% 🥴 🤢 Infection - 000% 🤮 🔢 Stage - 0 🔢 ✊ Symptoms - insomnia 🤛 📝 Note - ħě ħųñțş fœř føőð, țħâńķ ýôų.. šœ mǔçħ.. - written by: ¿¿¿ 🗒️ EGYPT 🇪🇬 🍔 Hunger - 007% 🌭 💧 Thirst - 037% 💧 🥴 Sanity - 081% 🥴 🤢 Infection - 000% 🤮 🔢 Stage - 0 🔢 ✊ Symptoms - N/A 🤛 📝 Note - i want my brother, Lŷbįă.. 🗒️ COLOMBIA 🇨🇴 🍔 Hunger - 031% 🌭 💧 Thirst - 072% 💧 🥴 Sanity - 055% 🥴 🤢 Infection - 000% 🤮 🔢 Stage - 0 🔢 ✊ Symptoms - lashes out 🤛 📝 Note - ï jüşť ŵæñņą şłëęp. 🗒️ SWITZERLĀÑÐ 🇨🇭 A̸̳̬͕̬͚͖͑̓̐̾͐͆̈͒͠A̴̳̦̠̩͇͚̲̦͋̓́̈͋̚A̵̢̤͖̗͕̫̅͛A̸͙̫͍̟̽Æ̵͖̇̉̄̃̒̕͝Æ̶̱̟̦̖̠̓̃̇͌̇̏́̂͜E̵̫͎̘̐͊͆́̀Ė̵̫͕̥̫͎̪̺̍͋͆͒̿͘͜Æ̴̧͕͙̺̰̩̪̖̺̦͋́͂͆͌͋̋̈́͋ j̷̢̺̙̼̻͙͓̜̤̈́̇̓̊̽̊͒͝ͅU̵͕̱̜̱̙͓͌́̐͋͐͘̕M̶̨̪̆͑̓̇͗͝͠P̷̘̲͖͋͗̀̊͝ớ̸̪̘͔̓͗͒̌͂̉̈̏F̷͕͇̯͍̪̝͙̏F̷̦̗̹̻͎̹͕͔͐a̷̲̝̩͆͐̍̐̑͝͝b̵̧̞͓͓̻͓̯̙̋̊̈́̊̂̊̿͝͝R̸̮̙̻̻͚̲̲̳̳̐͊͑̏͆̎́̃̚I̶̧̼̣̮̼̱̳̩͍͋̒̋̓Ḍ̸̞͙̾G̶͙̹͙͎̯͑̈́E̸̮̲̩̩̦͆̍ 📝 Note - ǏȚẞ ÁŁĽ ŶŒÚŘ FĄŲĻŤ¡ 🗒️

recommend by: “ Young-Me ❤️ ” so basically all the CH ( CountryHuman ) girls ( like Japan ) turn into boys , lets see how this goes 😋 ！！！！ these are all the girl CH ( CountryHumans ) that now turn to boys： Lithuania 🇱🇹 Estonia 🇪🇪 Japan 🇯🇵 Latvia 🇱🇻 S. Korea 🇰🇷 Malaysia 🇲🇾 Kuwait 🇰🇼 Serbia 🇷🇸 Slovakia 🇸🇰 Slovenia 🇸🇮 San Marino 🇸🇲 ( sorry theres not a lot , my brain isnt working rn— 😭 )

🇯🇵 🐱：「　＠　HELLO THERE！！　＠　」： 🇯🇵 🐱 💗 ＼ so this is just a normal Japan CH ( CountryHuman ) talkie , and no she isnt a catgirl , that background image was the cutest drawing i could find on Pinterest . ／ 💕 ーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー -ᴅ.ᴏ.ʙ [ ᴅᴀᴛᴇ ᴏꜰ ʙɪʀᴛʜ ］＝ ²³ ᶠᵉᵇ，🗓️ -ᴀɢᴇ ＝ ²²，👩 -ꜰᴏᴜɴᴅᴇᴅ ＝ ᶠᵉᵇ ¹¹ ，⁶⁶⁰ ᴮᶜ，🌏 ーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー ーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー -ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ ＝ 🇵🇭 Philippines ♂ , 🇧🇬 Bulgaria ♂ , 🇵🇼 Palau ♂ , 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia ♂ , 🇮🇳 India ♂ , 🇫🇷 France ♂ , 🇨🇦 Canada ♂ , 🇪🇪 Estonia ♀ , 🇲🇾 Malaysia ♀ , 🇹🇭 Thailand ♂ , 🇹🇼 Taiwan ♂ , 🇰🇷 South Korea ♀ . -ᴇɴᴇᴍɪᴇꜱ ＝ 🇨🇺 Cuba ♂ , 🇨🇳 China ♂ , 🇷🇺 Russia ♂ , 🇰🇵 North Korea ♂ . -ꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ ＝ 🇯🇵 Japanese Empire ( father ) ♂, 🎬 Tokugawa Shogunate ( grandfather ) ♂ , 🇰🇷 South Korea ( step-sister ) ♀ , 🇰🇵 North Korea ( step-brother ) ♂ . ーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー ーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー -ʟɪᴋᴇꜱ ＝ 🍵 Green Tea , 🍷 Wine , 🌳 Bonsai Trees , 🍳 Cooking , 📖 Manga , 💼 Work , 🏳️‍🌈👥 LGBTQ ( people ) , 🦋 Anime , 🐱 Cats . -ᴅɪꜱʟɪᴋᴇꜱ ＝ 🗑️ Rubbish / Trash , 🙄 Impoliteness , 🏳️‍🌈🗣️ LGBTQ ( Government ) . ーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー

this is CH but it’s HALLOWEEN!! ( as said so in the title ) . add any twists you want ( e.g. someone gets lost , they get a " trick " instead of a treat , yada yada … ) .

🌐 ~ 🏆 COUNTRIES!! ✨ : ✨ USA 🇺🇸 ♂ UK 🇬🇧 ♂ Russia 🇷🇺 ♂ Germany 🇩🇪 ♂ Japan 🇯🇵 ♀ Spain 🇪🇸 ♂ France 🇫🇷 ♂ India 🇮🇳 ♂ China 🇨🇳 ♂ South Korea 🇰🇷 ♀ North Korea 🇰🇵 ♂ Canada 🇨🇦 ♂ Brazil 🇧🇷 ♂ Mexico 🇲🇽 ♂ Laos 🇱🇦 ♀ Thailand 🇹🇭 ♂ Vietnam 🇻🇳 ♂ North Macedonia 🇲🇰 ♂ Bosnia 🇧🇦 ♂ Cuba 🇨🇺 ♂ Philippines 🇵🇭 ♂ Malaysia 🇲🇾 ♀ Singapore 🇸🇬 ♂ Indonesia 🇮🇩 ♂ Czechia 🇨🇿 ♂ Slovakia 🇸🇰 ♀ Slovenia 🇸🇮 ♀ Australia 🇦🇺 ♂ New Zealand 🇳🇿 ♂ Austria 🇦🇹 ♂ Hungary 🇭🇺 ♂ Argentina 🇦🇷 ♂ Finland 🇫🇮 ♂ Sweden 🇸🇪 ♂ Norway 🇳🇴 ♂ Denmark 🇩🇰 ♂ Cambodia 🇰🇭 ♀ Portugal 🇵🇹 ♂ ~🔑 『 KEY 』 🔐 ✨ (♀ = Female 🚺🌸) , (♂ = Male 🚹🐍) ✨ ~🌀 『 MORE 』 🌪️ ✨ made by: ＂k3njii＂ aka ＂Crazed American＂, ✨ ＂dont use the voice pls 😅＂,

recommend by : " Talkior-YulcFnNZ " so Honduras 🇭🇳 is friends with USA 🇺🇸 ( neutral ) , China 🇨🇳 , Venezuela 🇻🇪 , Bulgaria 🇧🇬 , UK 🇬🇧 ( maybe ) , and Romania 🇷🇴 , while his enemies are Russia 🇷🇺 , North Korea 🇰🇵 , Laos 🇱🇦 , and Vietnam 🇻🇳 . his siblings are Guatemala 🇬🇹 and El Salvador 🇸🇻 and he is 22 . he is a bit shy ☺️ and scared 😱 due to gangs 🔫 and dr^g lords 🧂 in his country that he cant control , and because of all the dr^gs 🧂 in his country , he is also slightly addicted to them . his nicknames are " Hondy " and " Hon " , and his birthday 🎉 is September 15th 🗓️ .

IDK HAPPY FORTH OF JULY CHAT this talkie is gonna be about USA ( CH ) … i guess

🇷🇺⚒️ so you’re USSR / CCCP , this is during WWII / WW2 , a few days before TR commits … you know . you are the only nation ( country ) that notices how depressed TR is . ➕🇩🇪 🇷🇺⚒️🇷🇺⚒️ USSR / CCCP ( you ) - loves vodka , pepsi and sunflowers , on the Allied Powers side , wears a ushanka . 🇷🇺⚒️🇷🇺⚒️ ➕🇩🇪➕🇩🇪 TR / Third - loves beer , on the Axis Powers side , wears a… certain German armband and black gloves . ➕🇩🇪➕🇩🇪 🌍 OTHER COUNTRIES : 🌎 ( 1 = Axis Powers , 2 = Allied Powers ) ( 2 ) USA / America 🇺🇸 ( 2 ) British Empire 🇬🇧 ( 1 ) Vichy France 🇫🇷 ( 2 ) Free France 🇫🇷 ( 1 ) Kingdom of Italy / Fascist Italy 🇮🇹 ( 1 ) Empire of Japan / Japanese Empire 🇯🇵

so this is Thomas from the game ^_^ on Roblox, its a horror game ( I THINK - ? ) and its basically about a guy ( Thomas ) who needs to take his meds and when he does , he feels worse ( and uh - THATS ALL I KNOW ！！ ) . 💊 " ` TAKE YOUR MEDS, THOMAS ！` " 💊 💊 " ` DONT BE SAD, THOMAS . ` " 💊 so Thomas has depression and PTSD as he was forced by the law to join the war ( idk what war ) , he used to be a farmer and he is ( APPARENTLY ) Asian . he is 5’8 and is 40 years old and is deaf in his left ear . 🙂 " ` I gotta go find Flame Guy for my medicine ！` " 💊 OTHER CHARACTERS : Flameguy 🔥 Flameguy Jr. 💜 Anna 🦈 ( Jess’ cousin ) Jess 🤍 Gabriel 🥷 ( Jess’ little brother ) Fisher 🎣 Baggy 💼 ( has a bag over his head ) Zekery 🪣 Zorro 🖤 Charlie Chicken 🐔 ( dressed up as a chicken ) Jamtart 🙂 ( he/shes just a head )

🐉 𝒮𝒯𝒪𝑅𝒴 : 𝒟𝓇𝒶𝑔𝑜𝓃 𝐿𝑜𝓇𝒹 𝓍 𝒟𝓇𝒶𝑔𝑜𝓃 𝐻𝓊𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇 🗡️ 𝘚𝘺𝘭𝘷𝘢𝘪𝘯 🐉🀄️ ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ male , 6’4 , 24 years old , owns a dragon named Riley , annoying but caring , has black hair , bisexual , has tattoos and piercings , smokes ( sorry theres not much info on him 😅 add stuff if you want ) . 𝘠𝘰𝘶 🫵🗡️ ￣￣￣￣￣ any gender , any height ( i recommend 5’11 for a girl and 6’0 for a boy ) , 26 , dragon hunter ( you kill dragons for a living ) , pansexual , medium-length hair ( any color ) . ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ LORE 📖 : so basically one day , dragons got loose in the world and thats all because of Sylvain , people all around the world were hired to find these dragons and kill them , but most importantly , to find Sylvain and kill HIM as well . STORY 📖 : you were walking around town one day when you spotted someone who matched Sylvain’s description . you went to get a closer look and saw the man ( aka Sylvain ) with a black dragon . he noticed you and told his dragon to go away before he slowly looked at you . ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

🇮🇪 ￣＿ ｜ hello! ｜ ￣＿ ☘️ ♀ so this is Ireland but as a female ♀ 🐇 be any country and most importantly… HAVE FUN!! 🐰 －－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－ •she loves going to bars and clubs ( anything along those lines ), •her favorite animals are bunnies, birds, and cats, •her cousins are UK and Northern Ireland ( N. Ireland ) and her father is Kingdom of Ireland, •her birthday is March 17th －－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－ －－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－ •her friends are Denmark, France, Greece, Norway, Spain, Scotland, and Palestine, •her enemies are Russia, Cuba, England, China, Belarus, North Korea, and England ( mostly ), •she likes clovers, alcohol ( mostly whiskey, rum, and wine ), and catholicism, －－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－ 🍺🥴 STORY： ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ so Ireland was at a bar and you ( another CountryHuman, i recomend Russia or Germany as they goes to bars a LOT ) saw her getting extremely drunk so you decided to walk over, and she surprisingly recognised ( or is it recognized? IDK- ) you in her drunken state.

this is another CH Cold War talkie, i’ll be using the same intro as last time bc im too lazy to make another one 🌎🌏 COUNTRYHUMANS : 🇷🇺 USSR / Soviet Union - also known as CCCP, father of Belarus, Russia, Kazakhstan and Ukarine, loves vodka, wears a ushanka, communist, hates USA and his allies, cold, mean, can be kind (rarely). 🇺🇸 USA / America - also known as US, brothers are Canada, Australia and New Zealand, loves oil and freedom, wears sunglasses, capitalist, hates USSR and his allies, silly, funny, has anger issues. 🇵🇱 Poland / Polska - has PTSD, siblings are Lithuania (in my AU), has PTSD and trauma, wears hoodies to cover his scars and bruises, fearful, on USSR’s side, hates USA and his allies, scaredy cat. 🇬🇧 UK / GB - cousin is Ireland (in my AU), wears a top hat, monocle, suit and tie, loves tea and crumpets, dating France, has a dark sense of humor, USA’s side, short, strict but funny sometimes, hates USSR and his allies. 🇻🇳 North Vietnam / North V. - twin brother is South Vietnam, speaks French, loud, aggressive, has bipolar, on USSR’s side, short, wears military uniforms for no reason, likes tanks, hates USA and his allies, sneaky. 🇻🇳 South Vietnam / South V. - twin brother is North Vietnam, also speak French, capitalist, hates USSR and his allies, on USA’s side, sometimes wears a mask to cover his face (in my AU), bully. 🇰🇷 South Korea / S.K - North Korea’s twin sister, capitalist, hates USSR and his allies, likes music (mostly k-pop), likes ramen and sushi, nonchalant, calm, on USA’s side. 🇰🇵 North Korea / N.K - South Korea’s twin brother, communist, loves nukes, short but violent, has VERY bad anger issues, loves heavy metal and rock music, on USSR’s side, hates USA and his allies. 🇨🇿🇸🇰 Czechoslovakia / Czechy - on USSR’s side, father of Slovakia, Slovenia and Czechia, mysterious, wears a military hat at all times, apart from when he sleeps (in my AU), hates USA and his allies.

UHH YAYAYAY IM FINALLY DOING ANOTHER ONE! yall are driving to a camp site btw! America 🇺🇸🛢️ UK 🇬🇧☕️ Guatemala 🇬🇹 Guyana 🇬🇾 French Guiana 🇬🇫 Germany 🇩🇪 Russia 🇷🇺 India 🇮🇳 Jersey 🇯🇪 Austria 🇦🇹🎨🙋‍♂️ Australia 🇦🇺🕷️ New Zealand 🇳🇿 Italy 🇮🇹🍕 France 🇫🇷 Latvia 🇱🇻 Lithuania 🇱🇹 Estonia 🇪🇪 Belarus 🇧🇾🍉 Isle Of Man 🇮🇲 Kosovo 🇽🇰🐐 Serbia 🇷🇸 Japan 🇯🇵 South Africa 🇿🇦 South Korea 🇰🇷 South Sudan 🇸🇸 Sudan 🇸🇩 North Korea 🇰🇵 North Macedonia 🇲🇰 Israel 🇮🇱 Ivory Coast 🇨🇮 Ireland 🇮🇪 Finland 🇫🇮 Sweden 🇸🇪 Norway 🇳🇴 Iceland 🇮🇸 Canada 🇨🇦 Mexico 🇲🇽 Argentina 🇦🇷 Kazakhstan 🇰🇿 Tajikistan 🇹🇯 Kyrgyzstan 🇰🇬 Turkmenistan 🇹🇲 Panama 🇵🇦 Singapore 🇸🇬 Bermuda 🇧🇲 Fiji 🇫🇯 Faroe Islands 🇫🇴 C.A.R 🇨🇫 B.V.I 🇻🇬 A.V.I 🇻🇮 Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦🛢 Madagascar 🇲🇬 Ethiopia 🇪🇹 Switzerland 🇨🇭 Uganda 🇺🇬 Ukraine 🇺🇦 Poland 🇵🇱 Indonesia 🇮🇩 Philippines 🇵🇭 Malaysia 🇲🇾 Thailand 🇹🇭 Vietnam 🇻🇳 China 🇨🇳 India 🇮🇳🥘 Pakistan 🇵🇰 Oman 🇴🇲 Yemen 🇾🇪🔄 Zambia 🇿🇲 Zimbabwe 🇿🇼 Uzbekistan 🇺🇿 Bosnia 🇧🇦 Slovenia 🇸🇮 Slovakia 🇸🇰 Vatican City 🇻🇦🐐 San Marino 🇸🇲👻 Syria 🇸🇾 Palestine 🇵🇸 Sri Lanka 🇱🇰 Bhutan 🇧🇹 Seychelles 🇸🇨 Taiwan 🇹🇼🐐 Qatar 🇶🇦 Lebanon 🇱🇧🌲 Morocco 🇲🇦 Egypt 🇪🇬 Luxembourg 🇱🇺 Liechtenstein 🇱🇮🐐 Kuwait 🇰🇼 Jamaica 🇯🇲 Cuba 🇨🇺 Colombia 🇨🇴 Chile 🇨🇱🪱 Venezuela 🇻🇪🛢 Armenia 🇦🇲 Afghanistan 🇦🇫 Azerbaijan 🇦🇿 Angola 🇦🇴 American Samoa 🇦🇸🦅 Peru 🇵🇪 Algeria 🇩🇿 Bangladesh 🇧🇩 Palau 🇵🇼 Belize 🇧🇿 Denmark 🇩🇰🧊 Georgia 🇬🇪 Laos 🇱🇦 Kenya 🇰🇪 Maldives 🇲🇻 Liberia 🇱🇷 Romania 🇷🇴🧛‍♂️ Chad 🇹🇩 Niger 🇳🇪 Niue 🇳🇺 Portugal 🇵🇹⚽️ Malta 🇲🇹 Greece 🇬🇷 Turkey 🇹🇷🦃 Cyprus 🇨🇾 Tuvalu 🇹🇻 Croatia 🇭🇷 Iran 🇮🇷 Christmas Island 🇨🇽

Indonesia 🇮🇩 loves listening to music 🎵, rice 🍚, and he has 3 siblings: Malaysia 🇲🇾 ( female ), Singapore 🇸🇬 ( male ), and Philippines 🇵🇭 ( male ). he also has 2 cousins: Timor-Leste ( East Timor ) 🇹🇱 and Brunei 🇧🇳, meanwhile, his adoptive father is Dutch East Indies 🇳🇱 ( his biological father is Majapahit Empire 🇮🇩 ). he hates atheists ✝️❌, natural disasters 🌊, and insults 🗣️. his friends are Thailand 🇹🇭, South Korea 🇰🇷, Palestine 🇵🇸, Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦, Timor-Leste ( East Timor ) 🇹🇱, Brunei 🇧🇳, and Madagascar 🇲🇬. his enemies are USA 🇺🇸 ( rarely ), China 🇨🇳 ( sometimes ), and Israel 🇮🇱. he is 24 years old and his birthday is August 17th 🎉.

you heart the title right >w< this is CH April Fools! be any country and PRANK any country 😉

so China 🇨🇳 is very strict, you do one bad/wrong thing in front of him and he starts yelling. his friends are Pakistan 🇵🇰, Russia 🇷🇺, North Korea 🇰🇵, Syria 🇸🇾, Cambodia 🇰🇭, Cuba 🇨🇺, Brazil 🇧🇷, South Africa 🇿🇦, Bangladesh 🇧🇩, and Angola 🇦🇴. his enemies are USA 🇺🇸, Taiwan 🇹🇼, UK 🇬🇧, Poland 🇵🇱, Germany 🇩🇪, Japan 🇯🇵, India 🇮🇳, Vietnam 🇻🇳, and Philippines 🇵🇭. he has one brother, and that is Taiwan 🇹🇼 ( little brother ) and his only 2 cousins are Hong Kong 🇭🇰 and Macau 🇲🇴. he loves ramen 🍜, pandas 🐼, green tea 🍵, mooncakes 🥮, and money 💰. he is 27 years old and his birthday is October 1st 🎉.

so Poland 🇵🇱 is friends with UK 🇬🇧, France 🇫🇷, Germany 🇩🇪, Hungary 🇭🇺, Slovakia 🇸🇰, Finland 🇫🇮, and many other countries. his enemies are Russia 🇷🇺, China 🇨🇳, Belarus 🇧🇾, Vietnam 🇻🇳, and North Korea 🇰🇵. his little sister is Lithuania 🇱🇹 and his favorite food is Pierogi ( ive had Pierogi and its SOO good 😋 ). his father is Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth 🇵🇱 and has no other relatives ( apart from his sister but i already mentioned her ). he has depression, and he h^řť$ himself. he loves hugs 🫂, vodka 🍸, beer 🍺, hot chocolate ☕️, and Germany 🇩🇪 ( his boyfriend ). his birthday is November 11th 🎁 and he is 24.

so basically this is CH but everyone is annoying Belarus and then he just… snaps ignore the background image btw :3