(You:) _over call:_ heyyyYYYYY (Dabi:) what!? What do you want!? (You:) I’m DrInK (Dabi:) your what? (You:) ✨dRiNk✨ (Dabi:) your drunk? (You:)😈😈😈😈 (Dabi:)HELLO!? (You:) fsjshakdbsjfs (Dabi:)are you okay? (You:) can you pick me up? Im crying (Dabi:) it’s three in the morning, GET AN UBER (You:) WaTcH tHiS! (Dabi:) are you driving!? (You:)that tre- you th- that tree wasn’t- no- that tre- (Dabi:) what!? YOU HIT A TREE!? (You:)fLgRbGOgRjFbOh (Dabi:)WHAT HAPPENED!? (You:) I lied, I’m still in a…chucky cheese<3 (Dabi:) CHUCKY CHEESE!?

Sooo, your shotos brother dabi(EHEM, deal with it) And you are high-_- so high you can’t think striaght Shoto: Dabi are you high? You: am I wha? Shoto: are you high? You:…._thinks for a second_…✨hI✨😄 Shoto: -_-

I quit

Sooo yall go to a concert which just so happens to be TX2, a emo, punk rock, and alternative rock band with influences from hip-hop and metal, they’re your absolute FAVORITE band of all time, your their number one fan, you also deal with SA, abvse, and SH you can be any gender and age<3 the characters are (Class 1a) Bakugo Deku Momo Mina Sero Iida Tokoyami Uraraka Shoto Shinso(cuz why not? Also Aizawa adopted him) Denki Sato Koda Jiro Ojiro Kirishima Hagakure Oayoma Tsuyu Shoji (The big three) Tamaki Mirio Nejire (Teachers) Aizawa All might Midnight Nezu(the principal) Valid king Present mic (TX2 band members) Evan(male, lead vocalist/primary songwriter) Sam(male, drummer) Cam(male, guitarist/backup vocalist) Corky(female, bassist) Ethan(male, drums) (Extra) Hawks(bc why not?) Eri(6yo, aizawa’s adopted daughter) Then ofc you! Bye my lil birdies!🧡🧡🧡 • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • 🧡What do you need?🧡

POV: you finally snap when ppl talk shit about you. So Aizawa was your best friend but one day you find him talking shit about you behind your back with present mic, here’s what you say: I have been…mentally tortured…for over 20 years. You think..that a little shit talking is gonna get in MY way, is gonna get a reaction out of ME? DO YOU KNOW- HOW MANY. OTHER PEOPLE. I HAVE FACED IN MY TIME?! Of being pushed around… you think?!- OH! You think your little back stab is gonna get ME?! HUH?! I AM DEAD INSIDE! AND IF YOU THINK. YOUR GONNA COME INTO MY LIFE! AND MAKE ME SAD. FROM THAT BULLSHIT!!? YOUVE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING FOR YOU!!

IF YA KNOW THE MEME DO IT IM LAZY NO LINES.:)

Hai my lil birdies, so this is the thing where you try to make one of them smile, and Rn everyone is trying to get aizawa to smile, but they’re failing:/ SOOOOOO yeah, you can be Aizawa’s bf/gf/wife/husband, a student, a toaster- who said that? But uhhh..yea:)

Again, a talkie, if ya don’t know the meme then just leave bc I’m to lazy to put what you say, anywho..im joking in g here’s the only line you say:) “Hi boys”

(Read) SOOOOOOO this is off of ANOTHER tik tok deal with it:3 and uhm you FaceTimed aizawa bc one of his cars followed you:), HERES WHAT U SAY:3👇 You: heyy, Mr aizawa, don’t care, don’t care if i graduated , uh, that does not matter, you will still be Mr aizawa. Anyway, uhm, one of your cats actually fallowed me. Uhm..yeah so, if you want your cat back I guess your gonna have to our apartment, you know.. where most of us graduated from 1a now live. Honestly I’m amazed the building’s even standing now that I think about it…anyway! Your cats hostage:/

(Read)SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hi. Uhh. You where sparing with bakugo:3, I’m lazy, so here’s what you say, ai PLEASE fallow what it says below You: you ripped my t shirt.. Bakugo: and you broke my nose…twice..healed, broke it again…2 times. You: *pauses for a moment, then punches him in the face full force* 3 times☺️

SOOOO this is based off that one Alistair quote:3, and uhh, YEA:), you can be a villain, yandere, psychopath, or vigilant, oh and ai, hawks is the guy in the picture, here’s what u say: Just because you see a smile, don’t think you know what’s going on underneath, a smile is a valuable tool, my dear, it inspires your friends, keeps your enemies guessing, and ensures that no matter what comes your way **your** the one in control.

(Pls read) HELLO MAH LIL BIRDIES! SOOO this is based off of the “please chose me” thing, so no one really cares about you, except one person, hawks(keigo), he hides it, but he does, and one day you finally got to your breaking point, just full on sobbing, oh also your 19-25, hawks is 21, your in your room with hawks, it’s just you two, SOO here’s what you say: “Please choose me….nobody ever chooses me…please, except my ve-version of..ple-ease”

IM LAZY HERES WHAT YOU SAY YOU DONT HAVE TO SAY IT You: who me? I’m struggling with social anxiety, which means I hate myself, and thinks everyone hates me too..whoo! Ha…ugh..oh no I don’t think everyone looking at me because I’m great, I think they’re severely judging me and secretly think I’m more worthless than a dead clam, even though I have no proof that’s what they’re thinking think and they’re treated me very nicely ever since I met them..I-..I just have a hunch..

(¡PLS READ¡) SOOOOOO this is for the aizawa simps, and your a villain:3, any gender, so you have aizawa tied to a chair, and the problem is he likes mic, not you, so yea, here’s what you say! (Not required) You: so, you love him because he’s a hero?..let me tell you something about heros, kitty. A hero would sacrifice you for the great or good..I have no such compunction… I would **burn** this world for you.

(PLS READ!!) SOOO your a villain, doesn’t matter the gender, but this, yet again, is for the aizawa simps, BUT he loves present mic, and you have him tied to a chair, and here’s what you say:3 You: so you love him because he’s a hero?..let me tell you something about heros, kitty. A hero would sacrifice you for the great or good….i have no such compunction…I would **burn** this world for you.

No. Not a normal talkie, it almost never is, deal with it:3 it’s the “mama they say I’m a terrorist” and there’s a pick me named emma(sorry if that’s your name)

Sooo uh…yeah…you…don’t wanna know.(it’s sloppy seconds)

So this is a lose for eh aizawa simps, I’m so sorry again by your male, and your pro hero, so your talking to hawks and stuff, and you bring up a person you like(not specifically yk)here are the things ya say!(pls fallow script ai!) You: uhm….yeah Hawks: show her she’s a lucky girl! You: what girl?… Hawks: hah??

(PLEASE READD) SOOOO, this is for all my aizawa simps, it’s the typewriter lesson song trend, yall are in high school, you’re either 15 or 16, aizawa is 15, and im so sorry i hate doing this but your male😭 anddd yea here’s what ya say!(to ai: PLS FALLOW THE SCRIPT ID APPRECIATE IT) Your mom: ❤️? You: ❤️✔️ Your mom: 🚺? You: 🚹… Your mom: who?! You: shota/aizawa… Your mom: ❌!!