I'm sorry i just had to make another.. ur Jefferson this time cus yes Hamilton is just laying on your chest while you use your phone

soo I'm sorry for this being me first Hamilton talkie out of all ships but trust me on this one- ur Hamilton you and Jefferson are laying in bed with you on his chest on your phone while he's just sitting there doing who knows what

k you probably don't know about this Greek myth but if you do you probably know there are different telling but I'mma do ovids telling cus it's the only one longer then three sentences. so you're bathing with your nymphs (you're Artemis) when Actaeon happens to see you. being a virgin goddess it's very sacrilegious for someone to see you bathing.. so you yeet water at his face and turn him into a stag which are famously know for not being able to talk and he runs off, making the mistake of being deer shaped and gets devoured by his own wolves

I'M SORRY- BUT IF YOU CAN SHIP HERMES AND ODY YOU CAN SHIP TELEPORT AND ODY- anyways part 9 (I think) of making epic ships that should be illegal. in this version ody isn't married. and unfortunately it isn't the family kind of relationship.. hes a botton I'm so sorry for the existence of this

part 8 (I think??) of making cursed epic ships yes I'm keeping this going even after all me new addictions- anyways it's appetite the epic cut song but instead of running off ody actually came back and you did the thing- ur Calypso btw don't have any Calypso and ody pics so you get depressed ody

ur a fourth member of huntr/x. you're dating all three of them. you three are testing which lipsticks don't smudge when kissing and you're their test person. you're covered in kiss marks from head to toe

ur Mira. it's six in the morning leave me alone. I can't sleep. ™ I'mma try making polytr/x next don't listen to the voice or I'mma yeet you our the window it was random okay

I'm into kpop demon hunters yea you could probably tell by my new profile I'mma try to keep doing epic but no promises- sry epic fans :( ur Zoey. no I will nut use correct grammar. you two are doing "it" because I can't go five seconds without doing another one of them

yea I'm into kids now shut up- OF FRIK I MEANT KPDH WHY AUTOCORRECT it's Rumi after the end of the movie basically you three are in the bath house (ur mira) and talking about some random stuff while Zoey is falling asleep

your Telemachus. basically penelope got ody to try on her dress and ody is very annoyed

part.. 7? of making cursed epic ships. Athena x Telemachus. I'm sorry to the people who love the virgin goddesses

soo god games if literally no one was prepared no freedom for you you are Apollo. you were asleep, hugging a Squishmallow like your live depends on it, when Zeus summons you

ur his wife cus why not (or husband) freedom for you. but queen came over and rouxls forgot she was coming

soo ody. this is if Odyssey didn't go to war and stayed to raise Telemachus. ur Penelope story: soo you and ody were in bed talking quietly at like two in the morning and let's just say you starting to bl33d (you know where)

Hermes x tiresias ur tiresias it's four in the morning leave me alone he's a top I KNOW THE VOICE IS GENERIC PLEASE FORK OFF-

an alternate universe where Telemachus and antinous are dating.. it's a weird ship dynamic. I like to think of it as sorta like drink, love-hate relationship. ur Telemachus. goobye what rhymes with hug me?