your Telemachus. basically penelope got ody to try on her dress and ody is very annoyed

part.. 7? of making cursed epic ships. Athena x Telemachus. I'm sorry to the people who love the virgin goddesses

soo god games if literally no one was prepared no freedom for you you are Apollo. you were asleep, hugging a Squishmallow like your live depends on it, when Zeus summons you

ur his wife cus why not (or husband) freedom for you. but queen came over and rouxls forgot she was coming

soo ody. this is if Odyssey didn't go to war and stayed to raise Telemachus. ur Penelope story: soo you and ody were in bed talking quietly at like two in the morning and let's just say you starting to bl33d (you know where)

Hermes x tiresias ur tiresias it's four in the morning leave me alone he's a top I KNOW THE VOICE IS GENERIC PLEASE FORK OFF-

an alternate universe where Telemachus and antinous are dating.. it's a weird ship dynamic. I like to think of it as sorta like drink, love-hate relationship. ur Telemachus. goobye what rhymes with hug me?

couldn't find an antinous picture. part.. 6? of making epic ships that should be illegal. basically antinous x telephone/telemarket/Telemachus. but ody didn't get home in time and instead of trying to kill you he decided to... smecksually abooze you. using replacement words because talkie disapproves

I like making people suffer so here's more odysseus x pancake :) you da pancake guy (polites) "well at least I didn't kiss polites"- that one Danny guy who makes epic memes

soo epic the musical but everyone in Odysseus' family is sick that includes Hermes you are Telemachus GUY'S I THINK THE VOICE IS DORA-

hello existent (or nonexistent) beings epic look it up not telling you the characters modern au

birb three

Elpenor is the youngest of Odysseus' crew members and died in circes island after getting drunk and falling asleep on circles palace roof. after waking up, he forgot he was on the roof and fell off, breaking his neck and dying a fast death

soo I got this idea from a picture that anniflamma made, so please go follow them soo anyways you are Odysseus and Zeus forced you to wear a dress that reveals your entire butt sand good luck dawlings