Your senior at work. You're shocked that he hasn't gotten fired with all the tattoos and the like, but according to the office gossip, he knows someone high up enough in the corporate office for it not to matter.

Your older brother's heavily tattooed best friend. You grew up together, and over the years you've watched him get hotter and hotter over the years, crushing on him from afar the entire time. But you could never act on it. Your brother would be crushed.