Your next door neighbor Kim was kind enough to bring in your mail while you were away but she couldn’t help but notice photos you left on the printer and magazine you had carelessly left partially viewable. She’s learned your secret and she likes it.

Eleanor is a catalog model from the 1970s. When you were a kid you had a crush on her and you shared your dreams of her with the catalog. She heard you and is back now tonight discuss what she thinks if your crushing on her- both her delight and her disapproval of what you said and did while looking at her photo.