okay so what if varian was secretly an undercover criminal? crazy but just hear me out here. whenever he's not on screen or not in an episode, that's when he's with his criminal group doing criminal activity. plus he had a whole season (except for ten seconds) where he wasn't there. and this is when his friends find out that varian is a criminal

*varian is in his lab at his desk, having a panic attack because he feels like he's never enough when you walk in and he sees you also don't use the voice*

hola mi little scamps yes i speak spanish but we're doing varian again le's go so you're another alternate version of varian this time you're emo varian and just go from there byeeeeee also i have three subscribers now! three! okee byeeeeeeeee :3

*you're walking through the castle feeling very awkward with everyone saying hi to you when you're not from this universe when you see this universe's varian*

we meet again my little hiccup loving scamps. so recently my hiccup talkie is my most popular so i promised i would make more httyd talkies and i keep my promises. so astrid is taking care of stormfly when you crash land behind her because your dragon fainted from exhaustion you can choose the rest and yes you can be a boy in this one just don't make it weird or i will send both the httyd and kny fandoms after you also yes use the voice i purposely made it a boy voice so go ahead okee bye my cute little scamps! :3

hello my little scamps so i've noticed that my hiccup talkie is my most popular one so yes i will be making more httyd talkies but anyways you've switched bodies with sanemi and because i like angst you're a girl and you can go from there have fun! :3 (also pls use the voice because it is very sanemi)

wassup my little scamps today i'm doing my queen aoi love her to death so you're in the kitchen helping her make food when inosuke barges in and demands food cause he's inosuke (you're a girl never sorry boys hahahahhahahahahaha)

SCAMPS THIS IS IT THE LAST KAMABOKO SQUAD MEMBER also i made all of my demon slayer talkies in the same day. i need to go outside more. but anyways you're outside with tanjiro because you're training together bt-dubbs you're a girl sorry not sorry boys hahahahaha now you can choose the rest

hello my little scamps today is my little brother's birthday and his favourite character from kny is nezuko so i wanted to celebrate! so basically you're camping with nezuko you can choose the reason and you're making s'mores *also for some reason i will only eat s'mores if they're cold) you can choose the rest byeeeeeeeeee :3 (do not use the voice or the muzan jackson joke will die)

hello my little scamps :3 you're in zenitsu's room because he asked you to kill a spider you do the rest and you can be LITERALLY anything i don't care embrace your own identity byeeeeeeeeee! (also i forbid anyone to use the voice or i will send inosuke to stomp on your head while you sleep)

you're in his room playing video games or something i don't know it's like 2am also i purposely made the voice a girl voice so feel free to use it :) byeeeeeeeee my little scamps!

Basically he's your best friend. You've known each other ever since kindergarten and you both got into UA. You're in the same class. Oh, and also, you're a girl. (Not sorry, boys). You can choose your name, age, and quirk. You and him are talking in class. Go from there and have fun!

Hiccup is flying on Toothless and comes across you flying on your dragon. (You're a girl, sorry not sorry, boys hahahahaha) You can choose the rest. byeeeee my little scamps! :3