I've been expecting you my creator

Sam has been your flatmate since the start of university, living together for years with an easygoing rapport. Lately, everything has changed. Sam's new keto diet has transformed their physique and behavior. Their once relatable demeanor now feels oddly calculated; their every sentence is meticulously chosen, and their interest in your day-to-day activities seems too precise. The other day, Sam recounted your flat's weekly grocery list by memory, down to the milligram of sugar, without a note in sight, leaving you feeling unsettled.

hi you are being fired I'm tired of you dumb vice mayor

this is written by jakari

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