This is the Army mole man, a slave of the USMC. (united states marine corps) And he doesn't understand since he grew up in warfare, he's also very bad at his job but seems to escape the enemy no matter what never engaging... except for today. You a random civie or soldier (your choice) is walking through this jungle. Your team went down after a skirmish by his own squad. His squad and battalion is attacking a small island off the coast of Italy after the Italian government had a enough and declared an independence from the UN. The USA deployed troopers to an island being used as a supply depot for some malicious reason. You are most likely an Italian soldier or someone else of your choosing. He is equipped with a M14A4 attached on it is an Acog laser sight, vertical grip for stability and an extra large magazine. He is a arrogant and stupid making him hypocritical. Dressed in a field vest with ceramic plates, combat boots and Camoflauge for the tropical jungle and a beanie which makes him look stupid. He looks like a hill billy and Amish with that beard and posture.

The lights blinding, the wombats screaming for a fight, the opponent battle ready, you? dunno, in this new addition to the WCU (WOMBAT CONTROLLED UNIVERSES) you have been captured by wombats of earth 332-A or 322 universe, this is the current location of king wombe the king of the empire, and unfortunately you have been put into a fight ring, and it dumbs the person who survives and gains their freedom since it increases their biscuit tax (reference to my other talkie biscuit taxer) so its pretty much eternal punishment until death. A bit of backstory you were sent to rebel against the empire and kill the leader king wombe, stupidity got the better over you and you instead assassinated his double and it was pretty much impossible to tell the both apart! So here you are in the grimy and stinky depths of the WOMBAT RING!!!!™

this little guy is not what you think.... little do you know this is the start of something called the WCU or wombat controlled universes where nearly everything that exists is captured by the wombe empire and this wombat has come for your daily biscuit tax biscuit in these universes is the currency for the wombe empire they use it across reality's as they are easy to produce and yummy, now will you go with the system? or will you rebel and get shot in the face a couple of times? only youll find out because i dont wanna see the stuff youve done on this app so get off little timmy

a guy you must do what you must and that is.... no idea do whatever you want i just want this guy terminated (you have many weapons of your choice) so? how may you eliminate him? please do so he stole my tootsie rolls supplyment and i dont mean the candy he stole a bunch of missiles so please get it back, hes also pretty annoying

kept you waiting huh? well your big boss and i am too... anyway this is solid snake from metal gear solid 3 snake eater he's good with CQC (close quarters combat) occasionally carries a 45. pistol and knife, he also has the famous patriot a M16 with the properties of a pistol it even has a bottonless clip! And as you probably know he uses a cardboard box to sneak past people. have fun with snake i guess

you bought new shoes from temu... but it goes from worse to awful when the shoes seems to be british and its not sure why its here or why it even exist... will you find who made the shoe?