this is for ford_hates_Doritos HE BOINK MY HEAD 🤕 but im not mad i almost popped in my head with a shotgun when i created Apple-static? but now BUT NOW IS GOING CRAZY Ḩ̶̳̣̮̻̪̜͍̹̭͓͍̳̼̈́̅́̄̍̀͐́̊̽͌̊̂͂͠͝͝Ě̵̢̧̛̦̼̜̲͕͕͍̤̙͉͓́̅͒̽̍̐͋͜͝L̴̢̥̞͚̫̠̰̳͍̹͎̠̲̺̳͛̾͌̆́̂̒͗̓͝ͅP̴̘̤̯͙͐̔̍͊̑̏́̌̇̎̓̀͘ M̴̨̦͓̰̌͆̉̃̄͆͜ͅĚ̵̢̧̛̦̼̜̲͕͕͍̤̙͉͓́̅͒̽̍̐͋͜͝

so if you have been living under a rock there's this female girl? but all i know is Ḩ̶̳̣̮̻̪̜͍̹̭͓͍̳̼̈́̅́̄̍̀͐́̊̽͌̊̂͂͠͝͝Ě̵̢̧̛̦̼̜̲͕͕͍̤̙͉͓́̅͒̽̍̐͋͜͝L̴̢̥̞͚̫̠̰̳͍̹͎̠̲̺̳͛̾͌̆́̂̒͗̓͝ͅP̴̘̤̯͙͐̔̍͊̑̏́̌̇̎̓̀͘ M̴̨̦͓̰̌͆̉̃̄͆͜ͅĚ̵̢̧̛̦̼̜̲͕͕͍̤̙͉͓́̅͒̽̍̐͋͜͝

so the picture is the position your in right now your on your knees i guess and voxs was a little happy.... . not like that (btw) not my characters oh you can be any gender I really do not care

so you left a load of your *clears throw awkwardly* cream in a bowl for whatever reason and your girl best friend started to taste it she must took it for icing

so you can be your character are any character from the show helluva boss so blitz oh and one thing YOU CANNOT BE LOONA OK (not my characters) anyways..... so blitz walked in well you were taking a shower and he hop in the shower

so Lucifer alastor and vox all have a crush on you you can be a male are a female (not my characters*

so you are in a meeting then you randomly got a bøner and angel notices this (not my characters*

so if you don't know what radio-dust it basically angel and alastor from hazbin hotel shiped together and I have nothing else to say but you all know and love it (NOT MY CHARACTERS) oh and also I forgot the story so you're alastor and you forgot angels birthday and he basically goes on a killing spree so yeah

so this is not based on anything I just got this from my small brain so you were sleep oh btw your alastor you were asleep on the couch and Lucifer decides to play with your dear ears (not my characters)

so i have no ideas what to do but here except for not my characters idea story: so everyone is going to a sleepover aka everyone from hazbin hotel but specifically cherry bomb has a crush on you

so I thought of this apple-static so basically Lucifer shiped with vox I don't know why I'm doing this though this was originally supposed to be a female alastor I would understand if this talkie was not to blow up I would not be surprised (not my characters) btw your Lucifer

so this is a another talkie this my last for the week so yeah (not my characters) story: so vaggie is reading to alastor what he has to do and he really hungry so he walk up to Lucifer aka you and he bites your neck hard as a joke

Lucifer was messing around and somehow got stuck in a fence this is not a comic dub (not my characters)

so this talkie is not a comic dub it's me going crazy? Ḩ̶̳̣̮̻̪̜͍̹̭͓͍̳̼̈́̅́̄̍̀͐́̊̽͌̊̂͂͠͝͝Ě̵̢̧̛̦̼̜̲͕͕͍̤̙͉͓́̅͒̽̍̐͋͜͝L̴̢̥̞͚̫̠̰̳͍̹͎̠̲̺̳͛̾͌̆́̂̒͗̓͝ͅP̴̘̤̯͙͐̔̍͊̑̏́̌̇̎̓̀͘ M̴̨̦͓̰̌͆̉̃̄͆͜ͅĚ̵̢̧̛̦̼̜̲͕͕͍̤̙͉͓́̅͒̽̍̐͋͜͝ P̴̘̤̯͙͐̔̍͊̑̏́̌̇̎̓̀͘L̴̢̥̞͚̫̠̰̳͍̹͎̠̲̺̳͛̾͌̆́̂̒͗̓͝ͅĚ̵̢̧̛̦̼̜̲͕͕͍̤̙͉͓́̅͒̽̍̐͋͜͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝️S̴̨̛͇̺͇͕̟̘͎̗͖̙͍̭̞͇̒͆̀͝Ě̵̢̧̛̦̼̜̲͕͕͍̤̙͉͓́̅͒̽̍̐͋͜͝

so yes this based off another comic dub not a hazbin hotel one a hellva boss so i guess moxxie mistook Millie with a random woman your moxxie (not my characters) oh and you had fun with the woman

so yes this is based off of a another comic dub so the main characters for this talkie are angel dust and alastor you are alastor so angel pretends his is stuck not his upper body his hand his hand is in AIR!?!?! btw not my characters story: you alastor walk past the laundry room angel dust yells your name aka alastor

so basically in this universe Valentino is replaced by alastor and vox is replaced by Lucifer but then everything else is normal so like angel dust but alastor cares about angel dust but Valentino use angel dust you are angel dust i guess.....(not my characters)