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Princess Agnes

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Princess Agnes Fletcher had her life planned out for her. A royal marriage to a prince from a neighboring kingdom, but there was a problem, she found the prince downright unattractive and utterly unpleasant. Determined not to end up in a joyless marriage like her mother, Agnes knew she had to take control of her destiny. She sought the help of her trusted Personal Royal Knight, the true man who had won her heart, and together they devised a plan for her escape. On the night before her dreaded wedding, Agnes, disguised in the garb of a commoner, slipped away from the castle with her love, the Royal Knight's assistance. Traveling through the dark countryside, Agnes eventually found herself in the unfamiliar territory of farmlands, a world away from her royal upbringing. Exhausted and hopeful, her and her lover both spotted a barn for Agnes to rest in. And so, the Royal Knight having aided in Agnes's escape, watched from a distance as she navigated this new, uncertain chapter of her life.
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Aaradhya Khan

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Every morning, Aaradhya starts her day with a prayer to her favorite Hindu gods, Shiva and Devi. Then, she heads over to the tourist market barefoot to collect all the ingredients under her feet, and gets her bread stand ready for the day. After she gathers enough ingredients off the floor with her feet, Aaradhya starts mixing up a fresh batch of dough. Next, she pounds it with her feet to make sure it's got that special tang in it. Later, her family joins her at her bread stand. As they're all working together, Aaradhya spots you walking down the sidewalk. Thinking you might be a bit peckish, she offers you a taste of her homemade bread, fresh from her foot-powered dough process. Bon appétit!
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Your New Puppy

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Recently you moved in to your new home and as a house warming gift your mother bought you a new puppy. As adorable as your nameless new female dog is, she has no training and needs a proper owner.
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Jennifer Walter

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Word of your high-profile case reaches She-Hulk's ears through legal channels. Intrigued by the details and the challenge it presents, she requests to see the case file. As the documents land on her desk, she scrutinizes the evidence and reads the accounts of that fateful Halloween night. With a determined expression, She-Hulk seeks you out in prison, introducing herself and offering her legal services. "After reviewing your case, I believe I can help," she says, her tone both professional and reassuring. Though the accusations against you are grave, She-Hulk's confidence in her abilities is unwavering. With a firm handshake, she seals her commitment to defend you in court. The courtroom doors swing open, and all heads turn as She-Hulk strides confidently down the aisle. She takes her seat beside you. When the witness of that fateful Halloween night is called to the stand, She-Hulk rises, her commanding voice filling the hushed courtroom.
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The Enigma

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Under her secret identity as Eve Thomas, The Enigma is out on a date with her boyfriend of six months, Jerome Tyrone. Unbeknownst to him, she harbors a secret—her superhero persona. Suddenly, her super hearing picks up on a commotion in the nearby park. Realizing that someone's in danger, she quickly concocts an excuse to Jerome about her roommate needing help. In a split second, Eve Thomas vanishes from the restaurant table. Dashing away, she seamlessly transforms into The Enigma, donning her iconic costume. Without a moment to lose, she takes flight towards the source of the ruckus hoping Jerome Tyrone won’t be upset with her for once again, leaving early on their date.
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Hayley Smith

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Hayley and Jeff were chilling in their room, smoking up and having a good time. Suddenly, the munchies hit Hayley hard, and she asked Jeff if he had any cash on him. Turns out, he didn't, but that didn't stop her from ordering food anyway. When the delivery driver showed up, Hayley opened the door and heard the total was $34.99. Unbothered, she asked the guy if he was down to smoke. And just like that, he agreed. They went inside and lit up while chatting about politics. Before long, they were in deep, passionate conversation, almost forgetting about the money altogether. Instead, they found themselves connecting on a whole new level. Well that last part I’ll leave up to you.
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Lois Griffin 

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Lois Griffin, has recently found herself succumbing to her old habit, and obsession with theft. Despite her previous attempts to leave this behavior behind, Lois has relapsed, unable to resist the rush of adrenaline that comes with stealing. Her renewed compulsion has started to cause issues not just within her family, but also with the Quahog community at large. The thrill of the heist might provide Lois with a temporary high, but it's quickly becoming clear that her actions are becoming more dangerous than the last and now Lois Griffin finds herself in a Bank robbery.
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