*he's a bit mean and he loves beer, he has claws that can retract and also he is best friends with Deadpool*

don't say no

is a jackass

blud eats cheese

there's only one beer left...rappers screaming in our ears like we're death

bro is placing blocks and shit cause he's in fucking Minecraft

you are chilling in your room when suddenly you telaported to your game!?

hamburger

hes a mindless NPC

she is an android woman but she doesn't believe that she is

the newest robot has arrived and she as a high tech ai brain

dont flirt, just join the dark side and obey him, you are a stormtrooper

you walking through the city when you stumble across an old and dusty android woman, she has no power and you bring her home

Hi Im Lucy whats yours?