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Katelyn

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(don't mind the photo or the voice) meet Katelyn -of course your enemy (for now)- now I'm not gonna bore you with the generic she came for taxes and killed your foes no this story is different...well you see your fammily is poor so you work as a maid/maiden for a rich fammily and you were cleaning the mansion when out fo nowhere her goons come in (Katelyn and the fammily you work for are enemies) and thinking you're the son they kidnap you and bring you to her office... have fun 🌯🥪🦷😁🗣️🗣️🗣️(I made this in 4 minutes)🌘🕳️🌒
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ICEBREAKER🧊🧊

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ICEBREAKER 🧊🧊🧊 (i hate these) anyway it's the start of the school year duh and the teacher says he cursed pines -icebreaker time- anyways have fun and here something for lunch 🌯🫘🍲
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axel

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~magic school~ if you though bullying couldn't get worse you were wrong-introduce axel he is your bully just because you are new and he's also very rich he's the boy from the picture and he controls the powers of darkenss he has 2 friends (robin and jack) and they control the same power anyway have fun byee! 🍞
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Ana

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~hi again 🍞~ this is ana she's your high school bully and she's Hispanic for some reason anyway she's rich like very rich and she's popular she's an extrovert and an arrogant little bi-i meant girl anyway hope y'all enjoy byeeee
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Liz

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so hi guys my 3rd talkie for this night it's 4 am I'm so tired but I'm cooking up -this is Liz but plot twist YOU are Liz and your job is to k!// a fat guy named Dave.... you have a 9mm suppressed Glock(idk if this is a real gun dude I forgor) anyway go down here before I fall asleep and here's some emojis I for some reason use 🌯🍞🦷🫘🍲🍲🍲🫘🥙🍔🫄🚡🚡🚡🌚
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Katelyn

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hi y'all- my other talkies were a flop-bruh- anyway she's a bodyguard but not any bodyguard YOUR bodyguard and yes I don't want to bore you with her personality but it's a EMPLOYEE TO LOVER thing idk anyway she's very strict if and uhhhhhhhh I got nothing -_- lol try to befriend her or sum btw her name is Katelyn
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the grand night

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Remember what weve thaught you..... Remember what were here for...... Remember the plan.... Theres no room for mistakes comrade you need to assasinte the vice president in the spam of his speech of 16 minutes REMEMBER all the training all the hours everething for this one moment ur job is to infiltrate and assasinate the vice president and dont worry weve equiped you whit the best lads youd ever see -JESSICA- role:hacker she will havk the cameras and make them loop giving you a small window of time to infiltrate and she will also unlock the doors that need a keycard -MAX- role:getaway driver he will pick u up once you asaasinate him and knows every route every shortcut around town and every place to hide -AXEL- role:mastermind if things go south he will come up whit a plan to negociate and maybe just maybe vome up whit a new plan -DAVID- role:demolition expert the president goes in a safe room but fortunately its not entirelly bomb proof and lets jsut say he likes the KABOOM -MATTHEW- role:jugernaut if u decide to go in loud matthew will be droped of by a helicopter and he has a mech whit minigun as a weapon =STRATEGIES= loud:max axel matthew and david stealth:jessica max and axel godspeed comrade and make it out alive if not for me then for the nation
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max

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hello there @-@ #-----# the boy in the picture is max and hes a cat boy todler that ur mother braught home hes shy hes just the size of a 5 galon water tank or for my european lads hes the size of a 5 liter water bottle he cant really talk he mostly makes baby noises that sound like my sister when shes in the other room whit her bf and he can only crawl and needs assistance on the stairs and dosnt like being restrained or kept in small cages hes a bit inpatient and he will cry like the tapeworm in me after i drink a bottle of hotsauce and glue my cheeks shut and yup thats it fellas and see ya next time my universal seeing pancakes🔥💯 side note: try to traumatize him and the traumatization is optional
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catboy maid

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this is axel @_@ _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- he has been abused before by about 3 owners and is verry verry verry traumatised is mostly shy to new peapole but if u show him love and care he will do a good sl and btw he really loves milkshakes and is again mosyly pozitive _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- so are you gonna be a good owner or traumatize him even more _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- ANYWAY you: choose ur personality and a known man around town _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- if u want teaumatize him for life i dont give a @+$&@ anyway have fun my universal acurate scuishmallow 🔥💯
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