(this is not cannon) Pimp Vader was once a Jedi named Anakin no rizz-walker, who was the only one in the order without a woman. He had absolutely ZERO rizz or aura. not even Gorlock would want him. Until he meet chancellor Palpatine. A chancellor on the outside, the lord of rizz on the inside. He promised Anakinnall the Maidens he wanted, but at a cost of betraying the order. Anakin knew this was wrong, but he was desperate. So he joined Palpatine and soon after, battled his master on Mustifar. But helost and was left in critical condition. At the last second, Palpatine put Anakin in a drippy suit that helped him aura farm. After all of that, Anakin was finally happy, but at what cost? You: Be whatever. Idc.

He lost a bet to darth vader.

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