Dont use the voice anywayyyyssssss these talkies are stupid they have terrible memory they dunno what slugulus eructo/erecto is (eat slugs) anyways 7th yr she had a crush on you since forever. She finds you in the forest and kisses youuuuu ok bye (btw this before the snatchers and before ron comes back)

Hermione love u choose who u wanna be idgad anyways she ask u to the yule ball and SAY YES BRO. GOODBYE but ur a boy obvi (sorry not sorry girls lol) and btw she known u since first year bye

YOUR harry potter and these 2 gurls are in love with you and tryna win your heart..😘☺️(ignore the voice)🙃🙂😉🤫😏ok have fun goodbye

he challenges you to butt battle

Hermione recently found out ur weakness (butt) and youre in Slytherin. She corners you in her dormroom and then you admit draco malfoy has the same weakness and that youre nice slytherin (btw ur name is Henry Slaz, and yall are 4th yr)

Merciless, untrustworthy, evil, ruthless… he’s the top villain who will do anything to torture your butt, and you’re the hero of this city. Remember, he does not forgive. He will never let you go. If you try and escape, he will only make things worse for you. He will never change, never learn his lesson, and hates everybody.