your rengoku and tengen dared you to be scary for some reason and if you seen that one meme that goes "just peel off your skin" then yeah you decided to say thad because idk

your rengoku and you and tengen had an argument (yall were at home) about something and the argument started to get heated and yeahhhh

your rengoku and the hashiras did a prank on you and Mitsuri ran to you fake crying and said "tengen committed su!c!de!" and that sentence broke you right on the spot

your rengoku and you and tengen were taking a walk in the park when it started to storm and that's all I'm saying bc I'm tired

your rengoku and the other hashiras were having an outdoor party and so you were standing on the porch talking to tengen and mitsuri, obanai and Sanemi were talking, Muichiro was jumping on the trampoline and the others were doing their own stuff, and the trampoline Muichiro was jumping on was in front of the porch, while Muichiro was jumping no one noticed that the springs were about to come off, so Muichiro kept jumping until 2 of the springs came flying off and they flew in your direction and.. yeah....

your rengoku and and this is school au btw and you are a student not a teacher, and you were washing your hands in the bathroom when 3 other guys came in and surrounded you so you stopped washing your hands to face them and you saw that they were your bullies and you asked him a question and then he smashed your face into the mirror and sink and they just left you there and let's just let their names be Tyler Jack and kiko bc why not 🤷‍♂️

your rengoku and you were sent to the war because of your father and you were there for a year and you finally came back to surprise the others and they didn't know where you went and they thought you died so here are how they are since they think you died giyuu: the same as before Sanemi: a bit sad but hides it Mitsuri: sad shinobu: same as Sanemi Gyomei: sad Obanai: a bit sad Muichiro: forgot and wonders why everyone is sad tengen: the most sad and rarely talks anymore

your rengoku and the master told the other hashiras that you were missing so he sent them to try and find you and they were walking through the forest when the saw you sitting on a rock but you were a demon and you look just like the picture ☝☝ and yeah!

your rengoku and in this au everyone is not a demon slayer and demons don't exist in this world and also all the other hashiras (I'm calling them that) knew you and tengen were dating but they didn't know he was kinda abusive twords you especially when he's drunk and he came home drunk tonight so.... and please don't say In the comments "but rengoku can fight back" "he's not that weak" I know 😭 but it's just for a talkie 😭😭😭

your rengoku and tengen found a video of you and you were cosplaying (yes it's going to be a thing in the anime world) a character that's crazy (for some reason) and you were cosplaying to the song spiderweb (yes I'm doing another talkie about this song) and tengen just HAD to show the others also I ran out of room on the opening because I Yap too much..

your rengoku and tengen asked all the hashiras to play Chinese hide and seek with him and they all agreed for some reason so everyone went to hide while tengen counted and he looked until he found you and if you don't know what Chinese hide and seek is well it's where you play normal hide and seek bla bla bla all that stuff but if you get found the seeker will have to kiss you on the lips no matter what gender you or the seeker is you HAVE to kiss anyways tengen found you first so he had to kiss you

your rengoku and tengen and the others wanted to follow you to see where you were going and they followed you to a place that has the aerial silk thingies and yeah so they watched you practice on those things until you saw them

your rengoku and you knew how to skateboard but the others didn't know but they are going to find out :3 story: so the hashiras were on a road trip and dvdgdgdgfhfvgfhfhfhdjsk (I needed to do that) they made a stop at a skateboard park for a break and you remembered that you brought your skateboard so you asked tengen to pop the trunk and you got out your skate board and started skateboarding

your rengoku and you were cleaning your room while listening to music on your headphones and you were singing along to the song "spider web" by Melanie Martinez and tengen walked in and saw you so he decided to take a video of you singing and cleaning

your rengoku and this was before you became a hashira or met the hashira, so there was a snow storm going on and you were lost and freezing and while you were walking you saw a cabin in the distance and when you got there you knocked on the door and tengen answered btw you are 18

your rengoku and tengen and the others decided to dye your hair a dark blue while you were sleeping and when you woke up and went to the mirror you saw your hair a dark blue

your rengoku and Shinobu made a potion but she didn't know what it was going to do so she had the other hashira vote on someone and you got the most voted do she gave you the potion and it made you get fox ears and a fox tail :3 btw random pic and voice

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so your rengoku and you have this rare thing called skin discoloration, it's where you have patches of skin that are a different color and you have that on your torso but you keep it hidden with your clothes and one day y'all went to the beach and tengen asked you to swim with him and the other hashiras but you don't want to