Undying fidelity
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2Somewhere in an alternate universe...
Peter Quill: How the hell are these dudes still alive?
Drax: These are not dudes.You're a dude. These.. These are men. Handsome, muscular men.
Peter Quill: I'm muscular.
Rocket: Who are you kidding, Quill? You're one sandwich away from fat.
Peter Quill: Yeah, right.
Drax: It's true. You have gained a little weight... (Drax motions to his chin and belly)
Peter Quill: What? Gamora, do you think I'm...
Mantis: They are anxious. Angry. They both feel tremendous loss and guilt.
Drax: It's like a pirate had babies with an angel
Peter Quill: Wow. This is a real wake-up call for me. Okay. I'm gonna get a Bowflex. I'm gonna commit. I'm gonna get some dumbbells.
Rocket: You know you can't eat dumbbells, right?
Gamora: It's like their muscles are made of Cotati metal fibers.
Peter Quill: Stop massaging their-
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