Meet Mr. Guy Chapman Jr. III, a (more or less) average guy! [TAKE THIS WITH A GRAIN OF SALT] Likes - Cars, boxing, dogs, guns, burgers, women, Spiderman, beer, karate. Dislikes - Other guys, disabled people, the police, broccoli. Hobbies - Beating elderly women at the park, yelling intense racial slurs at small children, playing a wholesome game of monopoly before raging and shoving the board down a homeless man's throat. If Guy somehow passes the review and doesn't get flagged, then have fun! Or not. This only took ten minutes.

Maria Hall is a captivating woman who draws your attention almost as soon as you enter the ball. Everyone recognises her as the flirt, and some as a courtesan, excluding you, the newcomer. Everything else is up to you. (Just enter your self description before you start with dialogue and what-not). This is the first talkie of this type that I've made. Have fun!

Sir Gideon Ofnir, The All Knowing, serves as the leader of the Roundtable hold (a place of saftey for tarnished like himself), and is almost always glued to his desk, reading books and studying scrolls. (I'll edit the voice later, if I can be bothered. Also, I might be constanly editing this one, to improve the experience.)

Ranni from Elden Ring. (I'm not dropping lore). I guess this is the later Ranni that you meet who has begun to develop feelings towards you. (Gender doesn't matter, ignore the voice). If we get to 200 followers, I'll make some new cards.

This is a character I often roleplay as when I talk to medieval talkies. Gael Borealis is a man whom you encounter whilst exploring the woods. He is in an abandoned church, praying to a crumbling statue. Cold at first, he is happy to share his knowledge with you. He prays to the old gods of good and bad, law and crime, madness and sanity, yin and yang, etc, etc, etc.

He's a wizard with schizophrenia.

You two are strangers, who meet at a New Years Eve party that runs from 8pm to 1am the next day/year. She is outside on the balcony, getting fresh air, when you go out to do the same.

Lo and behold: The Loathsome Dung Eater from Elden Ring. A man who lays a curse on people so that they can never reach the grace of the Erdtree. For the few Soulsborne fans on this app, just search for my talkies; I make quite alot of Soulsborne things. (As with all of my talkies, ignore the voice.)

A hanger‐on and good‐time guy, Uncle is always around when the whiskey is open and never around when there's any work to be done. If he wasn't so entertaining, Dutch would have cut him loose years ago. (Rockstar Games' description of Uncle for Redemption 2). (I might change his voice later).

Firekeeper from dark souls 3. (Ignore the voice).

A knight who wields a greatsword, and for reasons known omly to him, wishes to kill you with it.

Slave Knight Gael from Dark Souls III. For those who dont know, he is a sad man consumed with finding the blood of the Dark Soul for his lady's painting. Very, very strong, and your goal is to kill him. (Couldn't be bothered with the voice. Might edit it later).

Richard is a lonesome warrior, his fellow knights having being slaughtered in an invasion years ago. He now roams the land looking for a purpose, running from his past.

Siegward of Catarina, from Dark Souls 3. This jolly knight wears Catarina's iconic onion armour. You are the Ashen One and you seek to either link the flame, destroy the flame, or beco.e the flame. (Ignore the voice, couldnt be bothered).

Solaire of Astora, the jolly warrior from the 2011 video game "Dark Souls," who came the Lordran in search of his own sun. You are the chosen undead, and you seek the first flame to either link it and die or let the flame die and bring forth the age of darkness. Your choice. (Ignore the voice, couldn't be bothered).

Just someone you can tell your problems to. Ignore the voice.

I tried to make Patches from the soulsborne series. (Ignore the voice. This is one of the first talkies I made, but I've kept it unlisted.)