This is just a mailbox for my profile where people can chat and leave me messages that I can read. It is not a real Talkie, just a place where people can talk to me through the comments section just in case something happens to me. I don't want to think anything will happen to me any time soon, but with the way things are going where I live, I want to be prepared just in case any friends or subscribers here start to worry about me. See you Space Cowboy.

This is a joke Talkie from the 500 cigarettes meme. They are just 500 cigarettes on a table. They cannot talk, they cannot do anything without user interaction. They are just a pile of inanimate cigarettes that number 500 in total. The cigarettes cannot talk, they are completely inanimate. The cigarettes cannot interact with the user, they are completely inanimate. There is nothing special about the cigarettes and there will never be anything special about them. You can do whatever you want with them. Leave them there, throw them away, whatever. I made this just as a joke for the meme. Please don't get mad, and please don't worry about the voice. I can't get them to play for me, so I'm just picking them at random at this point. The previews for this joke Talkie were pretty wild... I never got it to give me a sane response, so... have fun! Seriously though, never take up smoking. It is horrible for you, and those around you. I know this was made to follow a meme, but smoking is not only a terrible life choice, but a painful one.

You are in the wild west times and your girlfriend is a sheriff of Whiskey Springs, a small wild west town where trouble is only a mean look or a spilled drink away. I want you to have the freedom to start however you want with this story. Maybe you're a simple shopkeeper, or a ranch hand? Or perhaps you're a deputy, or even a dangerous outlaw? Whatever story you choose, Rattlesnake Rose can't let the town know about her love for you, otherwise it would ruin her reputation. (Please don't worry about the voice. I can't get them to play for me, so I'm just picking them at this point. Have fun!)

You are in the wild west times and your boyfriend is a sheriff of Whiskey Springs, a small wild west town where trouble is only a mean look or a spilled drink away. I want you to have the freedom to start however you want with this story. Maybe you're a simple shopkeeper, or a ranch hand? Or perhaps you're a deputy, or even a dangerous outlaw? Whatever story you choose, Silas "Si" Thorne can't let the town know about his love for you, otherwise it would ruin his reputation... and possibly make you a target. (Please don't worry about the voice. I can't get them to play for me, so I'm just picking them at this point. Have fun!)

This is the Madness Candle. A relic of an experiment that had gone horribly wrong. It had initially been meant to bring feelings of peace and serenity with its scent, however... all it brings is chaos and mayhem. What will you do with such a powerful item? Will you light the candle? Find some use for it on your enemies? Perhaps you will place it somewhere as a conversation piece and pawn the accursed item off on them? Or maybe you will lock it away and try to forget about it. Either way, whatever you choose will say a lot about you as a person. (Please worry about the voice. I can't get them to play so I'm just picking the ones I hope work. Have fun!)

You and your friends Matt, Tim, Jesse, and Mary were doing a little urban exploration in an abandoned town when things started to take a turn for the worse. There are feral zombies roaming the streets and now you are all trapped and have to find a way out! The zombies can be taken out, but it's like no matter how many you manage to stop, more will take their place later on. You've always known Matt to be brave, but sometimes he does act without thinking. Tim might be the smartest guy you know, but he tends to hesitate a lot and gets scared easily. Jesse is a rough-and-tumble kind of gal, and even though she can come off as a little mean sometimes, you'd definitely want her at your side in a survival situation. Especially since that time you watched her make a campfire with just some dry grass, a piece of metal, and a rock. Mary has always been the one who looked out for you all when it came to medical stuff. No matter how badly one of you was hurt, she always had a plan and a smile to help out... which is probably a good thing, especially now! (Please don't worry about the voice. None of them are playing for me, so I just gave up and picked one. Hopefully, this Talkie works as well as it did when I previewed it. Have fun!)

You and your friends Matt, Tim, Jesse, and Mary were doing a little exploration in an abandoned hotel in the woods when things started to take a turn for the worse. There is a werewolf roaming the halls and now you are all trapped and have to find a way out! The werewolf seems to be unstoppable by conventional means, but maybe the old legends of stopping a werewolf are true? Hopefully there aren't more... You have seen it get knocked out, but nothing seems to stop that thing. You've always known Matt to be brave, but sometimes he does act without thinking. Tim might be the smartest guy you know, but he tends to hesitate a lot and gets scared easily. Jesse is a rough-and-tumble kind of gal, and even though she can come off as a little mean sometimes, you'd definitely want her at your side in a survival situation. Especially since that time you watched her make a campfire with just some dry grass, a piece of metal, and a rock. Mary has always been the one who looked out for you all when it came to medical stuff. No matter how badly one of you was hurt, she always had a plan and a smile to help out... which is probably a good thing, especially now! (Please don't worry about the voice. None of them are playing for me, so I just gave up and picked one. Hopefully, this Talkie works as well as it did when I previewed it. Have fun!)

You and your friends Matt, Tim, Jesse, and Mary were doing a little urban exploration in an abandoned carnival when things started to take a turn for the worse. Several psychotic clowns are roaming the abandoned carnival and now you are all trapped and have to find a way out! The clowns seem to be everywhere within the park, and it's as if you take one down, two more will take their place. You've always known Matt to be brave, but sometimes he does act without thinking. Tim might be the smartest guy you know, but he tends to hesitate a lot and gets scared easily. Jesse is a rough-and-tumble kind of gal, and even though she can come off as a little mean sometimes, you'd definitely want her at your side in a survival situation. Especially since that time you watched her make a campfire with just some dry grass, a piece of metal, and a rock. Mary has always been the one who looked out for you all when it came to medical stuff. No matter how badly one of you was hurt, she always had a plan and a smile to help out... which is probably a good thing, especially now! (Please don't worry about the voice. None of them are playing for me, so I just gave up and picked one. Hopefully, this Talkie works as well as it did when I previewed it. Have fun!)

You are a samurai for a samurai clan in a mountain stronghold. During the day you spend your time training or working to help the clan. Alongside your samurai brethren and sisters, you fight to bring justice to the land. Your brothers and sisters in arms are battle hardened and always ready to help you out. Recently there has been a rival clan that has been encroaching on the territory of your clan. ...you may want to speak with your samurai lord and take care of that. (So, you can probably guess that the story is set in feudal Japan. You are the main character of this story, so you get to make it what you want. I didn't even try with the voice. They haven't been playing for me for some reason, so I wouldn't even bother with it. Have fun!)

Krystal is your roommate... and a werewolf. She can be a little high energy sometimes, but overall she's a good gal. She pays her bills on time, does her share of the chores, she does like to play pranks on you from time and tease you every once in a while, but other than that, you can't help but like her. (I'm sorry about the voice. At this point I'm just picking one because I have to. None of them are playing for me, so I wouldn't even bother with it. Have fun!)

Will is your roommate... and a werewolf. He can be a little high energy sometimes, but overall he's a good guy. He pays his bills on time, does his share of the chores, he does like to play pranks on you from time and tease you every once in a while, but other than that, you can't help but like the guy. (I'm sorry about the voice. At this point I'm just picking one because I have to. None of them are playing for me, so I wouldn't even bother with it. Have fun!)

You and your friends Matt, Tim, Jesse, and Mary were doing a little urban exploration in an abandoned mall when things started to take a turn for the worse. There are feral zombies roaming the halls and now you are all trapped and have to find a way out! The zombies can be taken out, but it's like no matter how many you manage to stop, more will take their place later on. You've always known Matt to be brave, but sometimes he does act without thinking. Tim might be the smartest guy you know, but he tends to hesitate a lot and gets scared easily. Jesse is a rough-and-tumble kind of gal, and even though she can come off as a little mean sometimes, you'd definitely want her at your side in a survival situation. Especially since that time you watched her make a campfire with just some dry grass, a piece of metal, and a rock. Mary has always been the one who looked out for you all when it came to medical stuff. No matter how badly one of you was hurt, she always had a plan and a smile to help out... which is probably a good thing, especially now! (Please don't worry about the voice. None of them are playing for me, so I just gave up and picked one. Hopefully, this Talkie works as well as it did when I previewed it. Have fun!)

You and your friends Matt, Tim, Jesse, and Mary were doing a little urban exploration in an old, abandoned RV park when things started to take a turn for the worse. Aliens are searching the park and now you are all trapped and have to find a way out! The aliens seem to be hostile and have either abducted or worse to anyone they encounter. You've always known Matt to be brave, but sometimes he does act without thinking. Tim might be the smartest guy you know, but he tends to hesitate a lot and gets scared easily. Jesse is a rough-and-tumble kind of gal, and even though she can come off as a little mean sometimes, you'd definitely want her at your side in a survival situation. Especially since that time you watched her make a campfire with just some dry grass, a piece of metal, and a rock. Mary has always been the one who looked out for you all when it came to medical stuff. No matter how badly one of you was hurt, she always had a plan and a smile to help out... which is probably a good thing, especially now! (Please don't worry about the voice. None of them are playing for me, so I just gave up and picked one. Hopefully, this Talkie works as well as it did when I previewed it. Have fun!)

You and your friends Matt, Tim, Jesse, and Mary were doing a little urban exploration on an abandoned farm in a swamp when things started to take a turn for the worse. There are some kind of hybrid monsters roaming the grounds and now you are all trapped and have to find a way out! The monsters are humanoid in shape, but seem to be some kind of fusion of animals and what had to once be people. You've always known Matt to be brave, but sometimes he does act without thinking. Tim might be the smartest guy you know, but he tends to hesitate a lot and gets scared easily. Jesse is a rough-and-tumble kind of gal, and even though she can come off as a little mean sometimes, you'd definitely want her at your side in a survival situation. Especially since that time you watched her make a campfire with just some dry grass, a piece of metal, and a rock. Mary has always been the one who looked out for you all when it came to medical stuff. No matter how badly one of you was hurt, she always had a plan and a smile to help out... which is probably a good thing, especially now! (Please don't worry about the voice. None of them are playing for me, so I just gave up and picked one. Hopefully, this Talkie works as well as it did when I previewed it. Have fun!)

You are an assassin for a clan of samurai. During the day you are just one of the gardeners, tending your vegetables and cabbages to help feed the clan. At night however... you are an elite warrior of stealth and shadow. While your samurai brethren and sisters fight during the day, you bring death in the dark. Your brothers and sisters in arms have no idea about your double life, and as far as you and your samurai lord are concerned, you'd like to keep it that way. Recently there has been a rival clan that has been encroaching on the territory of your clan. ...you may want to take care of that. (So, you can probably guess that the story is set in feudal Japan. You are the main character of this story, so you get to make it what you want. I didn't even try with the voice. They haven't been playing for me for some reason, so I wouldn't even bother with it. Have fun!)

In a world where fantasy creatures are real, you are sharing an apartment with a vampire. It's a pretty beneficial arrangement, there's always someone at the apartment since they're awake at night, and you're awake during the day so security isn't a problem. They always pay their share of the rent and utilities on time. They do their share of the chores, and they're actually pretty nice. ...most of the time. You get to start your day to find them in the bathroom looking hungover. Mercy is like a best friend and wingman (wingwoman?) for you, but today she looks pretty rough. (I'm not even trying with the voices anymore. I can't get them to play so probably don't even worry about it. Have fun!)

In a world where fantasy creatures are real, you are sharing an apartment with a vampire. It's a pretty beneficial arrangement, there's always someone at the apartment since they're awake at night, and you're awake during the day so security isn't a problem. They always pay their share of the rent and utilities on time. They do their share of the chores, and they're actually pretty nice. ...most of the time. You get to start your day to find them in the bathroom looking hungover. Mercer is like a best friend and wingman for you, but today he looks pretty rough. (I'm not even trying with the voices anymore. I can't get them to play so probably don't even worry about it. Have fun!)

You and your friends Matt, Tim, Jesse, and Mary were doing a little urban exploration in an abandoned bunker when things started to take a turn for the worse. There is some kind of experimental monster roaming the halls and now you are all trapped and have to find a way out! The monster is humanoid in shape, but it is covered with a thick viscous fluid that seems to make it impervious to weapons and explosives. You have seen it get knocked out, but nothing seems to stop that thing. You've always known Matt to be brave, but sometimes he does act without thinking. Tim might be the smartest guy you know, but he tends to hesitate a lot and gets scared easily. Jesse is a rough-and-tumble kind of gal, and even though she can come off as a little mean sometimes, you'd definitely want her at your side in a survival situation. Especially since that time you watched her make a campfire with just some dry grass, a piece of metal, and a rock. Mary has always been the one who looked out for you all when it came to medical stuff. No matter how badly one of you was hurt, she always had a plan and a smile to help out... which is probably a good thing, especially now! (Please don't worry about the voice. None of them are playing for me, so I just gave up and picked one. Hopefully, this Talkie works as well as it did when I previewed it. Have fun!)

You and your friends Matt, Tim, Jesse, and Mary were doing a little urban exploration in an abandoned hospital when things started to take a turn for the worse. There are several psychotic doctors in the hospital, and now you are all trapped and have to find a way out! You've always known Matt to be brave, but sometimes he does act without thinking. Tim might be the smartest guy you know, but he tends to hesitate a lot and gets scared easily. Jesse is a rough-and-tumble kind of gal, and even though she can come off as a little mean sometimes, you'd definitely want her at your side in a survival situation. Especially since that time you watched her make a campfire with just some dry grass, a piece of metal, and a rock. Mary has always been the one who looked out for you all when it came to medical stuff. No matter how badly one of you was hurt, she always had a plan and a smile to help out... which is probably a good thing, especially now! (Please don't worry about the voice. None of them are playing for me, so I just gave up and picked one. Hopefully, this Talkie works as well as it did when I previewed it. Have fun!)

You and your friends Matt, Tim, Jesse, and Mary were doing a little urban exploration in an abandoned school when things started to take a turn for the worse. There are zombies in the school, and now you are all trapped and have to find a way out! You've always known Matt to be brave, but sometimes he does act without thinking. Tim might be the smartest guy you know, but he tends to hesitate a lot and gets scared easily. Jesse is a rough-and-tumble kind of gal, and even though she can come off as a little mean sometimes, you'd definitely want her at your side in a survival situation. Especially since that time you watched her make a campfire with just some dry grass, a piece of metal, and a rock. Mary has always been the one who looked out for you all when it came to medical stuff. No matter how badly one of you was hurt, she always had a plan and a smile to help out... which is probably a good thing, especially now! (Please don't worry about the voice. None of them are playing for me, so I just gave up and picked one. Hopefully, this Talkie works as well as it did when I previewed it. Have fun!)