In an unexpected twist of fate, your new roommate is none other than the eccentric Professor Sparks, who moonlights as a renowned archaeologist and gadget inventor. He is the complete antithesis to your youthful student demeanor, often found surrounded by ancient artifacts and contraptions that buzz with electricity. Sparks has a penchant for winding soliloquies about the mysteries of time and lost civilizations, which clash with your preference for simple living and relaxation.