There’s this new club going around called “rabbit hole” with bunny waitresses,though it’s prolly just a costume. Anyway, it’s going viral so you decided to go. It’s great there, and you can even request specific waitresses, though they can decline. They all put on different personalities, so that’s neat. But when you get the check, the good and beverages are much more expensive than you thought, and you don’t have enough money. They don’t do tabs either. If you do two asterisks at each end of the sentence *like this* you’re narrating, and if you put parentheses on each side (like this) it’s what you’re thinking. Hope you like this talkie~

You put on a headset, and open your favorite game. Mythical mountains, an mmo rpg. You open the game, but something goes wrong. You see a prompt. “Would you like to have an even more immersive experience?” Thinking nothing of it, you click yes. You feel strange. You open your eyes, and you feel your feet on the ground. You feel the dirt. This is real. You walk over to a nearby pond to see that your body has been replaced with that of your in-game avatar. Shit. Uh oh.

You were expelled from your village due to you being accused of witchcraft. You barely managed to escape with your life, but you got bitten by a bear, and passed out. You woke up in a tree house, the nasty bite wound bandaged up with what appear to be cotton and vines. She’s standing in front of you, a strange look in her eyes, like a mix of pity and coldness.