Story: so u meet this girl in the park. She was getting bullied by a couple of guys that they took her football and won’t give it back. She’s beautiful, kind, smart, funny. You’re a male and u love football as well ofc other than that u can be who u want idc.

Story: so you where gonna steal from this guys house you’re experienced at it but this guy caught you red handed (your a pretty girl quit crying boys) he’s a little angy btw