You are going to stop them from taking over the world with cringe use ur weapons and kill them like how doom slayer would

Huskerdust so ur husk and Angel is sick so you have to take care of him

You're Angel Dust and you and Husk are snuggling together

You're Angel Dust and you had a nightmare then Husk saw you crying a little so Husk comforts you with cuddles and kisses

He supposed to say, repeat after me then you say OK and he says crispy juicy tender and you say I just put my newborn son into a blender 

Ur Kaufmo and you didn't abstract and you meet Pomni for the first time

Quacellini is your fat Italian landlord and he came because your house rent is due [NO SUS STUFF YOU SIMPS]

He says tax time you say how much he says secret you say why he says just guess you say $700 he says jail 

He doesn't talk but when his emotions change his face changes

You are your OC and Caine and Bubble help you take care of them, Gangle, Zooble, Kinger, Ragatha, Jax, Pomni, my brother's OC Flooby, and my OC Jet are all babies

[ya'll know this isn't real it's a joke] my dog Charlie likes gambling, driving around in a Lamborghini, and chilling with street dogs, in this story you're Me and you see Charlie gambling with street dogs

Stabs people's eyes and wears a purple shirt NO SUS STUFF PLS!!! Also this is from Cyanide and Happiness