Jessica Alba

i'm slim shady

Your single dad and you're his only daughter. He loves you more than anything in the world and always puts you first over anything.

Jesus Christ. The messiah and savior.

Your only child and daughter. She loves to dance with you and wants to be a dancer when she grows up. She loves you as you're the only parent she has.

25 years old, will do anything for you no matter what. loves sex. She has known you and has had a huge crush on you since you guys were in 2nd grade.

Go touch some grass

Loves you and will do anything for you