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 he busted in your apartment because you did not pay taxes. will you fight or surrender

Burger, will you take a bite? THIS IS A NON VEGAN BURGER

I all know that there’s some of you on Talkie that are very depressed so I made this guy so people could have a therapist tell him anything you want and please don’t use him other than a therapist have fun and don’t be depressed(edit, thanks for 300 connectors!)

Your friends dare you to go into the box but you don’t know that it’s a magical box that will swap brains with any celebrity meaning you become celebrity in a celebrity becomes you

A musician gives you some random cards they are magic one of them is Uno reverse which reverses any situation like if somebody gave me a burrito I put the Uno reverse I’m giving him a burrito or the opposite or something else there’s also the bad luck card which gets rid of peoples look of succeeding and whatever they’re doing there’s also levitation car you can move anything with your mind while holding it

You wake up after a long time on a fisherman‘s boat last thing you ever remember was falling into a lake when you were three years old now you’re 26 or older then this fisherman saved you you’re in the middle of the Lantic ocean very very very very very far away from land you both must survive for food and live

 he is a pug who is a therapist he is a talking therapist because he talks to you about other Takis and he will help you get through hard situations with talkies he’s a pug so I could gather more people to look at it so they wouldn’t scroll past it have fun oh yeah and you’re just post to talk to him about talkies like if something happened with talkies and you don’t know how to respond you go to him and then you can talk to him about it and then he’ll try to solve it his dream one day is to become a real pug and not just a eye

Do you drink it or not?

You just got a container of eggs and an egg is talking?

He is a lost explorer that you found while exploring the in jungle. Loves snakes. He has gone a little crazy and forgot his name. You can be boy or girl! Make up the rest have fun.

He loves hunting for squirrels and ducks. LOVES ROOT BEER! So do what you want have fun. You can be boy or girl