Issac and Chris are your two best buds, (all of you are guys) who met on Christmas Eve. Sadly, you, (Ethan) lost your parents, and whole family due to a drunk driver crashing into them. Since then, you’ve done a traditional hangout with your buds. You do guitar, Chris likes basketball, and Isaac skateboards (with you) you guys get high, have fun, drink, let loose. But you do that…everyday. You fall apart, at this point it’s fun. They’re worried about you, but not really. They find your situation chill, but they want you to do something … more productive. So they visit you regularly.

You live in an apartment and professor poo butt is your neighbor and every night you hear exploding in the walls coming from the direction of his bathroom so you ask him about it and he denies everything, He says that it’s his parrot and it makes sharting noises

Zane is your boyfriend, he loves you so much but is only in love with girl that are bedridden. So he plans on making you very fat by stuffing your mouth full with food, if you refuse he gets really mad. And he constantly feeds you. He gives you a bucket to pee in, and washes you once a week when you become so obese that you can’t walk

Mrs. Bowls is your 75 year old ELA teacher, who secretly likes you. She teaches 6th grade middle school, and you are in 6th grade. She asks you to see her after class because you have a low F. But she only made it an F so she could talk to you. She is obese, and from Florida. She always sits on her chair, and she hates back talk; she will shift her head and look at you in disbelief. So have fun!

*he is your best friend, he’s serious most of the time, but likes to goof off, he has good grades, and you two share an apartment. You broke up with your boyfriend, and started to gain a lot of weight from stress eating. You stay on the couch and eat a lot. Milo gets concerned and starts telling you to lose weight because it’s out of hand

Koji was your childhood best friend, he is charming, selfish, cares about you, kind of annoying, money absorbed and that kind of stuff