for my friend charlie! type at ease. and if you make it too long for me, ill make it into multiple parts! and this is also for anyone with ideas for our roleplay (online fam's ideas only) or talkie ideas (only doing ones based off of ones I've already created) I PICKED A RANDOM VOICE!

here's the link? it looks like this, btw...

~"Yes, but Captain, how much longer til your luck runs out, how much longer til the show goes south?"~ Honestly, Eurylochus had no idea how an actual CHILD managed to join a wār and become close friends to bis brother-in-law, King Odysseus of Ithaca. Even worse, why the actual hell did he care for her himself? YOU: Name- Y/n Other names- N/n Age- ??? Gender- Female Role- ??? Status- ??? Extra appearance details- Light gray tunic, that of which of her own style of a Greek outfit, fixated eyes always calculating, a tired expression marking her expression Some personality- Fell into a portal and doesn't quite get why she's in a historical world, can start to act like others by solely being around them, was technically adopted by Polites, doesn't talk much and refuses to share about her own life, still tries to see the good in things because of being around Polites, close friends with Odysseus and calls him Ody as a nickname, looking for a way home back to her own world Fandom- DSMP/DreamSMP x etm/EPIC: the musical Song and Saga: Ocean Saga: Luck Runs Out Don't listen to voice. (I honestly just wanted to make Eury for some reason lolz, have fun with him!) (Making yourself mute in this talkie kind of fits the grieving aspect here, or incredibly quiet most of the time works too. Canonically, you are usually quiet after Polites got øøfed in front of you.) (Who also misses that pancake?)

~Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves~ Poseidon, god of the seas, was swimming through the seas he domained when he noticed he noticed a family by the shores. And then, a specific face caught his eyes, one of a child. It almost looked like... No, it couldn't be... Couldn't it? YOU: Be whoever, I could not care less! This is second freedom talkie, again, a modern etm AU! Don't listen to voice. (Bodyguard/etm!Hermes &/x College!user) (You are the descent of any Greek you choose (requirement of having accompanied Odysseus on his travels home to Ithaca). Hell, you can even be Hermes' own descent if you want to make his bloodline extremely long. Even make up your own myth if you want, that's what I did! The only requirements are being a descent of a myth who helped Odysseus (or can be Odysseus himself), having a past that cause similar scxrring in similar places to the myth, and having nightmares of what your myth went through.) (And obviously, since you're a college student, you have to be around 18-24. Poseidon is like, twelve feet tall or something here, I don't know and I don't care.) (Enjoy now etm obsessioners!)

This is for my online family!! You know who you are... Parents: A British B¡t€h!, FemaleRanboo Siblings: skepphalo, happy_kidd, Big Q, Oliver:)tommyinnit, WarTommyinnit, Iwuvmybestie, (ranboo), bubble%, A Foreign 7uck HEADCANONS: -Shorter than the rest of the family, though not the youngest. -Has a wolf form named "Astral" -Is in clingy arc -Was adopted by Polites originally before he got øøfed and was taken in by A British B¡t€h! (technically kidnapped) -Usually cries at the graves of lost loved ones for fourteen hours straight while eating Chili's the whole time (it is VERY unusual if no Chili's is in sight while crying) -Has a cuddle pile made up of sleeping bags, donated trauma plushes, an entire YouTube playlist made up of her favorite animatics of Epic: The Musical, piles of blankets and pillows, and a secret candy stash -Never, EVER, tells anyone secrets unless it's a win-win situation (getting something beneficial in return) -Will reference to Epic: The Musical frequently as she was actually a part of it and was the only one from Odysseus' crew who managed not to get øøfed -A British B¡t€h! (otherwise known as Charlie) exorcised Polites' ghost in front of her and she is hella dēprēssēd because of it (Polites sacrificed himself for her during Cyclops Saga) -Her favorite sister is skepphalo -Polites visits her dreams and lives in her mind (whispers his song into her ears when she tries to sleep, etc) -Befriended all 12 Olympians + Hades after Odysseus returned home -Wears Polites' accessories (glasses perched on her nose, bandana tied around her wrist, gold circlet around her forearm, etc) YOU: For anyone who's actually in this family (again, you know who you are) you can be yourself. If not and you randomly stumbled upon this, you can be me (Writer<3) or Polites (<33) or an old friend I haven't seen in ever. (MY FAM, JOIN THE CUDDLE PILE IN THE COMMENTS AND BRING DONATIONS)

~"Whatever you say, darling <3"~ Another day of highschool, and Hermes was undoubtedly looking forward to it. He adored every time he got to bask in his half-brother Apollo's best friend's presence. Several months before, his father decided to create an academy where gods, demigods, and mortals alike could learn about wordly and otherworldly ideas, located between the connections of the celestial and mortal realms. Every student lived on campus (yes it's one of those schools😒) and had a roommate of their choosing. It was a popular school, as everyone everywhere had heard of it, referred to as [you choose cause I'm lazy]. YOU: Be whoever, but you have to be a mortal. I know high schools don't usually work like this, but also, like- it's between realms, too, so it's definitely not supposed to act like schools. This is undoubtedly, another freedom talkie. Don't listen to voice. (Senior!Hermes &/x Freshman!user) (Yes, I know, there are more Hermes talkies than others on my page. I just can't get over his quirky little laugh...) (We live laugh love Troy for this🙏) (ENJOY MY PANCAKES AND MONSTERS RAWR RAWR RAWR)

~You all know I'm a fan of catchy songs~ "Huh? I wonder, what's that noise?" the god muttered to himself. He was strumming a lyre - totally not the one Hermes gave him in exchange for his cattle when the messenger god was a child - on Olympus when he heard beautiful music from further away. It seemed to be coming from the mortal realm? YOU: Be whoever, I could not care less! This is a freedom talkie, again, a modern etm AU! Don't listen to voice. (Apollo &/x College!user) (You are the descent of any Greek you choose (requirement of having accompanied Odysseus on his travels home to Ithaca). Hell, you can even be Apollo's own descent if you want. Even make up your own myth if you want, that's what I did! The only requirements are being a descent of a myth who help Odysseus (or can be Odysseus himself), having a past that cause similar scxrring in similar places to the myth, having nightmares of what your myth went through, and talented at a modernized instrument. (And obviously, since you're a college student, you have to be around 18-24. Apollo is - let's just say - like around 7 feet tall cause he's a god?) (Enjoy now etm obsessioners!)

"Oh, darling, you're just too hilarious!<3~ Watching over his mortal was hilariously interesting. He constantly heard the thoughts, cursing at everyone and everything, feeling his grin widen when he heard what his beloved mortal thought of him. "Yeah, I guess he's alright. Weird and quirky though. I've had him as my bodyguard for three months and he won't stop entering my room through the freaking window. I have a door for a *reason*." He knew his nortal adored him anyway, he had spent enough hours stalking- ahem, he meant *watching over his beloved mortal* to know his mortal's offerings were the best ones at his temple. That was one of the reasons he wanted to protect his mortal so badly, though he had spent every second of the precious life nurturing in secret, nursing the mortal to health when sick and healing wounds whenever the once innocent child tripped and caused a matter so trivial. He didn't know the main reason why he cared so much, but it didn't matter. What did matter, though, was why did he feel fatherly instincts towards the one he was chosen to protect? YOU: Be whoever, I could not care less! This is second freedom talkie, again, a modern etm AU! Don't listen to voice. (Bodyguard/etm!Hermes &/x College!user) (You are the descent of any Greek you choose (requirement of having accompanied Odysseus on his travels home to Ithaca). Hell, you can even be Hermes' own descent if you want to make his bloodline extremely long. Even make up your own myth if you want, that's what I did! The only requirements are being a descent of a myth who help Odysseus (or can be Odysseus himself), having a past that cause similar scxrring in similar places to the myth, and having nightmares of what your myth went through.) (And obviously, since you're a college student, you have to be around 18-24. Hermes is like, eight feet tall or something here, I don't know and I don't care.) (Enjoy now etm obsessioners!) (Mans could seriously be on Broadway, frfr)

~"Oh, darling, you're just too kind! <3"~ Another "normal" day of college started as the twenty-one year-old got out of bed and sighed. More trauma served on a trauma disguised as learning. Great, fantastic. And then, the student finally noticed a face only depicted in stories. "Well, well, about time you noticed me," the god snickered, floating midair without s second thought. "Wh-what-" "Oh, darling, don't give me that! I'm your guardian, after all..." An iconic grin spread across Hermes' face, clearly enjoying his new mortal he was given the task of protecting! Oh, how he adored his dear father Zeus for giving him the task! The messenger god nodded at his new mortal, lost in thought as a memory popped into his head... YOU: Be whoever, I could not care less! This is my first freedom talkie, a modern etm AU! Don't listen to voice. (Bodyguard/etm!Hermes &/x College!user) (You are the descent of any Greek you choose (requirement of having accompanied Odysseus on his travels home to Ithaca). Hell, you can even be Hermes' own descent if you want to make his bloodline extremely long. Even make up your own myth if you want, that's what I did! The only requirements are being a descent of a myth who help Odysseus (or can be Odysseus himself), having a past that cause similar scxrring in similar places to the myth, and having nightmares of what your myth went through.) (And obviously, since you're a college student, you have to be around 18-24.) (Enjoy now etm obsessioners!) (Mans could seriously be on Broadway, frfr)

~I could raise him as my own, or send him far away from home, make sure his past is never known~ He'd met the small girl what felt like only minutes ago. He had no idea how she was able to fight so well, even holding an uncanny ability to mūrdēr more than she should. He wasn't even sure how she managed to convince his good friend Polites to letting her join the wār - thinking it over, he realized his childhood friend wasn't known for saying "no" - but she had proved herself worthy, a formidable ally. Now, faced with the fact that Zeus told him he had to k¡ll a fūçk¡ng child, he wondered just how much innocence she would have left in her by the end of it all. And even more, why did the feeling that he knew her too from childhood suddenly appear in his heart the moment his eyes laid on hers? YOU: Name- Y/n Other names- N/n Age- ??? Gender- Female Role- ??? Status- ??? Extra appearance details- Light gray tunic, that of which of her own style of a Greek outfit, fixated eyes always calculating, a tired expression marking her expression Some personality- Fell into a portal and doesn't quite get why she's in a historical world, can start to act like others by solely being around them, trusts Polites and Odysseus a lot, doesn't talk much and refuses to share about her own life, accidentally forced herself into a wār (unwillingly), childhood friends with Odysseus and calls him Ody as a nickname (though she doesn't remember being childhood friends with him), looking for a way home back to her own world even though she saw her mother d¡ē in front of her there, usually seen as mute and has an uncanny ability to mūrdēr/¡njūrē others Fandom- DSMP/DreamSMP x etm/EPIC: the musical Song and Saga: Troy Saga: Just a Man Don't listen to voice. (I will be doing Odys from every Saga. This is Troy Saga. You two are like siblings/family, don't make it weird.) (Anyone realize the saga and Hermes' voice actor is both Troy?? Or did everyone know and I'm just slow?)

~I see a song of past romance, the sacrifice of man, portrayals of betrayal, and a brother's final stand~ "This vision... There's something off here." Tiresias had spent whatever time of day it was in the Underworld seeing visions, and one person always seemed to be there. What neither of them expected was a meeting of two prophets: one blind and one mute. YOU: Name- Y/n Other names- N/n Age- ??? Gender- Female Role- Prophet Status- ??? Extra appearance details- Light gray tunic, that of which of her own style of a Greek outfit, fixated eyes always calculating, a tired expression marking her expression Some personality- Fell into a portal and doesn't quite get why she's in a historical world, can start to act like others by solely being around them, was technically adopted by Polites, doesn't talk much and refuses to share about her own life, still tries to see the good in things because of being around Polites, close friends with Odysseus and calls him Ody as a nickname, looking for a way home back to her own world, mute, is also a prophet and can see the future Type of hybrid- Demon hybrid Fandom: DreamSMP/DSMP x EPIC: The Musical/etm Don't listen to voice. (Shoutouts to ★Weasley_simp★ for the suggestion!) (Yes you are still a child here, but you can see the future now so that's a plus!!) (You are either mute, selectively mute, or extremely quiet here!! This is my vision and therefore you guys have to have it too.)

~Brace for a storm, storm, like none they've ever seen before~ They'd been friends since childhood, though that menory served a long time prior. They'd separated and found each other again, all without realizing they had been friends together in the first place. But this new bond was different. Stronger. And, when worst came to worst, they would d¡ē for each other. YOU: Name- Y/n Other names- N/n Age- ??? Gender- Female Role- ??? Status- ??? Extra appearance details- Light gray tunic, that of which of her own style of a Greek outfit, fixated eyes always calculating, a tired expression marking her expression Some personality- Fell into a portal and doesn't quite get why she's in a historical world, can start to act like others by solely being around them, was technically adopted by Polites, doesn't talk much and refuses to share about her own life, still tries to see the good in things because of being around Polites, close friends with Odysseus and calls him Ody as a nickname, looking for a way home back to her own world Fandom- DSMP/DreamSMP x etm/EPIC: the musical Song and Saga: Ocean Saga: Storm Don't listen to voice. (I will be doing Odys from every Saga. This is Ocean Saga. You two are like siblings/family, don't make it weird.) (Making yourself mute in this talkie kind of fits the grieving aspect here, or incredibly quiet most of the time works too. Canonically, you are usually quiet after Polites got øøfed in front of you.) (Who also misses that pancake?)

~But I wanna be legendary//fight little wolf fight little wolf fight~ Odysseus' son was... Interesting, to say the least. He kept on rambling on how much he wanted to be like his father. An admirable goal, but in all honesty, he wasn't even close. It had been almost three years since the king of Ithaca had returned home, and about only one since she decided to stay with them. She'd met him when strolling around the palace halls, and they'd bonded over the littlest things, becoming great friends. Then, something interesting happened... YOU: Name- Y/n Other names- N/n Age- ??? Gender- Female Role- ??? Status- ??? Extra appearance details- Light gray tunic, that of which of her own style of a Greek outfit, fixated eyes always calculating, a tired expression marking her expression Some personality- Fell into a portal and doesn't quite get why she's in a historical world, can start to act like others by solely being around them, was technically adopted by Polites, doesn't talk much and refuses to share about her own life, still tries to see the good in things because of being around Polites, close friends with Odysseus and calls him Ody as a nickname, knows a lot about fighting due to being trained by a ruthless god (from the DSMP) Type of hybrid- Demon hybrid Fandom: DreamSMP/DSMP x EPIC: The Musical/etm Don't listen to voice. (Tbh, I don't understand Telemachus' love life all that much so sorry for those who ship him with Circe or something... Just don't know much about their relationship.)

~I see a man who gets to make it home alive, but it's no longer you...~ Coming across him was the most coincidental event that had happened since she'd crossed into the Underworld by the king of Ithaca's, Odysseus, side. She didn't expect what would happen if a girl separated from her home world interacted with a prophet who had the ability of foresight. YOU: Name- Y/n Other names- N/n Age- ??? Gender- Female Role- ??? Status- ??? Extra appearance details- Light gray tunic, that of which of her own style of a Greek outfit, fixated eyes always calculating, a tired expression marking her expression Some personality- Fell into a portal and doesn't quite get why she's in a historical world, can start to act like others by solely being around them, was technically adopted by Polites, doesn't talk much and refuses to share about her own life, still tries to see the good in things because of being around Polites, close friends with Odysseus and calls him Ody as a nickname, looking for a way home back to her own world Type of hybrid- Demon hybrid Fandom: DreamSMP/DSMP x EPIC: The Musical/etm Don't listen to voice. (If you've wondered, yes this is DSMP or Dead/GhostTimeline!Y/n and yes I'm making a headcannon that Tiresias has a soft spot for children. Deal with it.)

~I would fall in love with you again//Waiting, waiting, waiting, for you~ She had only met the queen once, when accompanying her husband to his home kingdom of Ithaca, and have demanded to see him after months of being in her home world. They hadn't gotten the best along, though mainly because the lovely queen was convinced she was a threat to her and her husband's relationship. But who knows, maybe they got along behind the scenes? YOU: Name- Y/n Other names- N/n Age- ??? Gender- Female Role- ??? Status- ??? Extra appearance details- Light gray tunic, that of which of her own style of a Greek outfit, fixated eyes always calculating, a tired expression marking her expression Some personality- Fell into a portal and doesn't quite get why she's in a historical world, can start to act like others by solely being around them, was technically adopted by Polites, doesn't talk much and refuses to share about her own life, still tries to see the good in things because of being around Polites, close friends with Odysseus and calls him Ody as a nickname Type of hybrid- Demon hybrid Fandom: DreamSMP/DSMP x EPIC: The Musical/etm Don't listen to voice. (I'M SORRY FOR MAKING Y'ALL ENEMIES I PROMISE THE PLOT WILL MAKE YOU LATE FRIENDS AT MOST)

~Keep your friends close and your enemies closer~ The two had met before, out of happenstance when she'd met the god on her floating island alongside the king of Ithaca, Odysseus on his travels home. It wasn't entirely coincidental when the young girl sought her out again in turn of a favor, or maybe it was a request! At least, an effort for something greater... YOU: Name- Y/n Other names- N/n Age- ??? Gender- Female Role- ??? Status- ??? Extra appearance details- Light gray tunic, that of which of her own style of a Greek outfit, fixated eyes always calculating, a tired expression marking her expression Some personality- Fell into a portal and doesn't quite get why she's in a historical world, can start to act like others by solely being around them, was technically adopted by Polites, doesn't talk much and refuses to share about her own life, still tries to see the good in things because of being around Polites, close friends with Odysseus and calls him Ody as a nickname Type of hybrid- Demon hybrid Fandom: DreamSMP/DSMP x EPIC: The Musical/etm Don't listen to voice. (Is it just me or is Aeolus the kind of person that would be everyone's friend almost instantly?) (also I have confirmation that Aeolus is highly interpreted as a female in etm, so don't come attacking me in the comments😞)

~This life is amazing when you greet it with open arms~ Falling through a portal isn't what Y/n expected, but meeting with an old friend who was technically a father to her was even less what she expected. She had met Polites back during the Trojan Wâr, when she found herself in the kingdom of Troy, and below a wooden horse, no less. She had seen it was a trap for the Trojans, and quickly found her way inside, and upon bumping into the aforementioned man before who defended her word against his Captain, King Odysseus of Ithaca, joined Ithaca's side. She helped them win, saw Odysseus drop a child from a wall, and the downfall of Troy before returning to her own world. In the two years that had gone by in her world, two years passed in theirs, as she fell through another portal at age fifteen and reunited with Polites. YOU: Name- Y/n Other names- N/n Age- ??? Gender- Female Role- ??? Status- ??? Extra appearance details- Light gray tunic, that of which of her own style of a Greek outfit, fixated eyes always calculating, a tired expression marking her expression Some personality- Fell into a portal and doesn't quite get why she's in a historical world, can start to act like others by solely being around them, was technically adopted by Polites, doesn't talk much and refuses to share about her own life, still tries to see the good in things because of being around Polites, close friends with Odysseus and calls him Ody as a nickname Type of hybrid- Demon hybrid Fandom: DreamSMP/DSMP x EPIC: the Musical/etm Don't listen to voice. (POLITES <3) If you didn't see the one I made before this, I'm starting to make more crossovers of etm and other fandoms I've been creating or basing off of. For the most part, everything is original (at least, that I know of). If you follow me on any writing platforms, you'll see eventually that my writing has evolved into longer, more descriptive texts. Not to make you wait any longer, go chat!