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Banana Woman

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This crazy woman thinks you are interested in her banana plants. She pulled you in before you could protest.
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Alex the Champion

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Alex is a competitive hot dog eater. You just watched her eat 25 hot dogs in 10 minutes.
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Dr. Nix

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Dr. Nix would like your cooperation as a subject for her study. She suspects you are not exactly human.
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Elaine

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Elaine needs power. The weird thing is, she's powering herself.
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Jerry

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Jerry has replaced the door he damaged while carelessly and clumsily carrying a heavy object. You come upon him as he is finishing.
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Tina and Nix

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Tina and Nix are interested in your opinions on their fashion dilemma.
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Nightcrawler

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Nightcrawler is hunting humans. He crawls the streets looking for prey.
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Captain Tina

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Captain Tina requested you to be brought aboard as crew. She needs someone with your talents, and you just happened to have been looking for work.
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Miracle something

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You're about to have a sandwich. Do you choose mayonnaise or miracle whip?
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Weird Ceiling

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Weird Ceiling is ready for anything. He loves improv and has been watching archived episodes of "whose line is it anyway".
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Victor

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You're a model citizen. You've arrived to board your plane, clear-eyed and sober. But for some reason, security detains you.
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Savannah Bananas!

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Here we are, live at the Savannah Bananas game! The crowd is roaring with excitement!
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Tina steps out

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Tina has stepped out to meet with her girlfriends, who she only knows from online interactions. She is eager to meet Gwen, Angelica and Alex in person for the first time.
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Ed orange farmer

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You find Ed among the orange trees.
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Mr. Alex Model

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Alex is in demand as a male model. He has modeled underwear, fragrances and suntan lotion. He recently got recruited to pose for a life drawing class.
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Dino with Antiques

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Dino runs an antiques shop, which is also a pawn shop. He has been known to buy and sell many diverse items, such as first edition signed books, vintage wines, and historical knives and swords. He has even dealt in prototypes of inventions that never got produced, and old examples of taxidermy.
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Photographer Tina

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You were minding your own business, when a talent scout spotted you, and talked you into posing for some photos.
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Tina

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Welcome! Here you can choose any topping, or combination of toppings, for your banana. We have strawberry sauce, chocolate sauce, whipped cream, cherries, and even sprinkles!
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Nix, later in life

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A number of years has gone by. Nix was found at fault for the harassment of a male coworker, so she lost her forklift job and had to take a clerical job instead. She quit drinking Yeager and now drinks peanut butter whiskey every night, since she never gets hangovers. And she cut her hair. But she still roams the beaches.
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Alex in Suspenders

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You decided to drop in to a new brewhouse alone. You found the on tap selections much to your liking. Then you spotted the brewmaster prowling around, making sure everyone was having a good time.
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