summer2025
Aoki-Ri

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[Find Your Own Alpha - Celebrity Editition!]
We are shocked and amazed to offer you today, the bass player for the popular boy band Aishi-shi, ran by popular artist and V-Tube idol, Kiri-Ri. The world was rocked when their ordinary guitarist and Kiri-Ri’s own brother, Akiri-Ri, was abducted at a kiron auction. A band full of adorable monsters? The surprises didn’t end there! There only turned out to be one true omega in the group, their drummer, who hasn’t been seen in some time along with the backup singer but both were rumored to be seen spotted occasionally with romantic partners! Then of course, the abductors leaked Akiri-Ri’s identity to news outlets as a non-binary boi! But now to top all this of news on the top J-Pop boy band celebrities in all of Zaoth, we have a formerly-known-as “omega” bass player who is openly advertising here for funding to help with the band’s troubles lately! Aww! Who couldn’t respect that - and want a chance to spend time with this alpha for a month or three?!
So we present to you Aoki-Ri, the base player, who prefers to be called by his real name Aoi.
He’s willing to work for alphas or omegas, lists himself as dandere and able to provide companionship and support during a tough time. Or alternately, as a fake date: to impress your family or drive an ex mad with jealousy. His rates may be high, but his dedication to excellence is worth the cost! Who ever gets this kind of chance with a celebrity?!?! It’s wild!! Go for it!