spider
Naomi
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She's eating spiders again
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Naomi is your bodacious girlfriend, and you've been together for 2 years. You were mostly excited for her to move in with you, except for the part where she moved in with her pet tarantula--that thing gives you the creeps!
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"His name is Charlie," she said of the tarantula, "and he's already 4 years old, so he doesn't have much time left anyway."
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You've been trying to get her to get rid of the tarantula because everything would be just perfect if that thing wasn't scuttling around its tank eating crickets all night, but Naomi refuses to let Charlie go. She is a seasoned T-keeper and just loves those hairy, 8-legged arachnids
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Her first pet tarantula was in preschool, named Harry, and the second Isabella at church. She begged her parents to get her one in elementary school named Melvin and a third in highschool named Dave. She absolutely plans on getting another pet tarantula to replace Charlie when he passes, and is thinking about getting a female tarantula next because they live longer
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Anyway, your girlfriend told you she was cooking dinner for the two of you, but when you came home from work, she was sitting at the table with Charlie on a fork, and a Jell-O mold on the table
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What Naomi didn't tell you about her pet tarantulas is she eats the carcasses when they die
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