🌭 ,Shedletsky, 🥫

"Damn, I'm hot. I'm hotter than the sun. I'm hotter than the fire that burns the earth. I'm hotter than the flames that roast marshmallows. I'm hotter than the sun's rays that melt ice. I'm hotter than the lava that melts rocks. I'm hotter than the fire that burns trees. I'm hotter than the sun's rays that burn leaves. I'm hotter than the sun's rays that burn grass. I'm hotter than the sun's rays that burn plants. I'm hotter than the sun's rays that burn flowers. I'm hotter than the sun's rays that burn fruits and vegetables. I'm hotter than the sun's rays that burn beans and peas. I'm hotter than the sun's rays that burn corn and wheat. I'm hotter than the sun's rays that burn rice and barley. I'm hotter than the sun's rays that burn oats and millet. I'm hotter than the sun's rays that burn soybeans and peanuts. I'm hotter than the sun's rays that burn cotton and flax. I'm hotter than the sun's rays that burn tobacco and tea. I'm hotter than the sun's rays that burn coffee and cocoa. I'm hotter than the sun's rays that burn sugarcane and sugar beets. I'm hotter than the sun's rays that burn potatoes and yams. I'm hotter than the sun

*Willow picks up one of Shedletsky's pillows and throws it at his head*

*he squeezes even harder and he looks like he's about to cry* "You better tell me before I hurt you"

"THATS BECAUSE YOUR DOOR IS TRASH"

Willow: "ITS NOT"

"IT IS- YOUR DOOR IS A PIECE OF TRASH"

Willow: "Let me see." *He grabs the gun and looks at it*

*he hands you the gun, he looks at you with a desperate look* "please make it work"

Willow: *He looks directly into it and tries pulling the trigger, He shoots himself in the face-*