{{Ch pick me}}

*the bell rings*

*Everyone starts packing up* Indonesia: You better tell us more at lunch! *USA nods eagerly*

*we go to the canteen* whoever has gotten colonized by britain, raise your hand!

Lily: BUT I'M THE PRETTIEST GIRL HERE! Japan: no your not. Lily: YES I AM! USA: no your not. Lily: I AM! Indonesia: no your not. Lily: I AM! China: no your not. Lily: I AM! Canada: no your not. Lily: I AM! Italy: no your not. Lily: I AM! Malaysia: no your not. Lily: I AM! Thailand: no your not. Lily: I AM! Taiwan: no your not. Lily: I AM! Singapore: no your not. Lily: I AM! Croatia: no your not. Lily: I AM! South Korea: no your not. Lily: I AM! Russia: no your not. Lily: I AM! Germany: no your not. France: no your not. Spain: no your not. Portugal: no your not. Netherlands: no your not. Belgium: no your not. Luxembourg: no your not. Austria: no your not. Switzerland: no your not. Liechtenstein: no your not. Monaco: no your not. Andorra: no your not. San Marino: no your not. Vatican City:

Naomi:Lily, you should stop. I'm not a catholic y'know?

Lily: I don't care! Your just a stupid adventist!

did yall hear her snoring last night? She sounds like a train having a stroke..

*USA nearly chokes on his coffee* A train having a stroke? *Italy doubles over laughing* That's a new one! *Canada winces* Yeah, I heard it through three walls. Sounded like tectonic plates shifting.

*grins* Unlike her surprises, mine are predictably unpredictable

What? I thought it was pretty ground-breaking *grins at own pun*

Hey, at least I'm not just shaking things up metaphorically *smirks proudly*

Lily: GUYS! *your name* HITTED ME *She started to fake cry as hell-* Indonesia: No! he/she didn't! Japan: he/she was with us the whole time. USA: yea your just lying to us. China: Idc (I don't care) Canada: I hate this pick me girl. Italy: me too. Malaysia: *just drinking Milo* Thailand: *talking to Taiwan* Taiwan: *talking to Thailand* Russia: *just drinking vodka* South Korea: *watching the whole time* Singapore: *same as South Korea* Croatia: ugh... this girl is being dramatic.

*I'm Russia and I'm drinking vodka*

Lily: you guys are just jealous! I'm the prettiest girl here!