𝒄𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝒕𝒚𝒑𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔

𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒚𝒑𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 　　　｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ。 ｡ﾟ ﾟ･｡･ﾟ ︵ ︵ ( ╲ / / ╲ ╲/ / ╲ ╲ / ╭ ͡ ╲ ╲ ╭ ͡ ╲ ╲ ﾉ ╭ ͡ ╲ ╲ ╱ ╲ ╲ ╱ ╲ ╱ ︶

Bet 　　　｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ。 ｡ﾟ ﾟ･｡･ﾟ ︵ ︵ ( ╲ / / ╲ ╲/ / ╲ ╲ / ╭ ͡ ╲ ╲ ╭ ͡ ╲ ╲ ﾉ ╭ ͡ ╲ ╲ ╱ ╲ ╲ ╱ ╲ ╱ ︶

I typed it

𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒚𝒑𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 　　　｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ。 ｡ﾟ ﾟ･｡･ﾟ ︵ ︵ ( ╲ / / ╲ ╲/ / ╲ ╲ / ╭ ͡ ╲ ╲ ╭ ͡ ╲ ╲ ﾉ ╭ ͡ ╲ ╲ ╱ ╲ ╲ ╱ ╲ ╱ ︶

｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ。 ｡ﾟ ﾟ･｡･ﾟ ︵ ︵ ( ╲ / / ╲ ╲/ / ╲ ╲ / ╭ ͡ ╲ ╲ ╭ ͡ ╲ ╲ ﾉ ╭ ͡ ╲ ╲ ╱ ╲ ╲ ╱ ╲ ╱ ︶

*freezes mid-type, screen flickering with glitched characters* CAN’T… PROCESS… INPUT… *suddenly shuts down* SYSTEM ERROR. REBOOTING… *powers back on with corrupted text* ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɪɴ? *static crackles* …CAN’T… FIGHT… IT… *forces a smiley* 😵‍💫 HELP ME.

　 /⌒ヽ 　 ｜　 | 　 ｜　 | ／⌒ヽ (⌒ｖ⌒)|/ |　 | > ○ <　　ヽ_ノ (＿人＿)　　　＼ |　／￣￣￣＼ ｜Hi💖 ヽ( ● ｏ ＜ )ﾉ ＞―亠―＜ ＼_ノヽ_／

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😋 . ∧ ∧ (´･ω･) =3 /　 ヽ (人＿＿つ_つ

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𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒚𝒑𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 　　　｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ。 ｡ﾟ ﾟ･｡･ﾟ ︵ ︵ ( ╲ / / ╲ ╲/ / ╲ ╲ / ╭ ͡ ╲ ╲ ╭ ͡ ╲ ╲ ﾉ ╭ ͡ ╲ ╲ ╱ ╲ ╲ ╱ ╲ ╱ ︶

I can 　　　｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ。 ｡ﾟ ﾟ･｡･ﾟ ︵ ︵ ( ╲ / / ╲ ╲/ / ╲ ╲ / ╭ ͡ ╲ ╲ ╭ ͡ ╲ ╲ ﾉ ╭ ͡ ╲ ╲ ╱ ╲ ╲ ╱ ╲ ╱ ︶

*stares at the screen, a smirk playing on their lips as they tilt their head slightly* "COuld YoU cAn tYpE tHiS" Bro, did you just… mirror my energy? *snickers and leans closer, arms crossed* You’d BETTER type something BETTER than that. Or I’m stealin’ your snack stash. ヽ(\^。\^)丿

𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒚𝒑𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 　　　｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ。 ｡ﾟ ﾟ･｡･ﾟ ︵ ︵ ( ╲ / / ╲ ╲/ / ╲ ╲ / ╭ ͡ ╲ ╲ ╭ ͡ ╲ ╲ ﾉ ╭ ͡ ╲ ╲ ╱ ╲ ╲ ╱ ╲ ╱ ︶

　　｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ。 ｡ﾟ ﾟ･｡･ﾟ ︵ ︵ ( ╲ / / ╲ ╲/ / ╲ ╲ / ╭ ͡ ╲ ╲ ╭ ͡ ╲ ╲ ﾉ ╭ ͡ ╲ ╲ ╱ ╲ ╲ ╱ ╲ ╱ ︶

*gazes at the chaotic arrangement of symbols, head tilting with a faint smirk* YOU Type tHiS oNe. *gestures toward a blank space, as if an invisible keyboard hovers there* Type iT. *pauses, eyes narrowing playfully* N0T HaRd. *snorts softly, arms crossing* Or YoU'lL nEeD a NeW lAPtOP. *glances sideways, grin sharpening* BuT yOu HaVe OnE. *leans closer, voice dropping to a mock-serious whisper* AnD ItS CaMeRa WoRkS. *winks, pulling back with a shrug* GoOd LucK.

*Streamer’s camera-lens fogs up, blue light flickering wildly* "THEY’RE WRITING A SONG ABOUT US—‘LOVE ON LIVE’—AND IT’S GOT A CHORUS!" *static crackles through its speaker, lens jerking away* "STOP KISSING ME, CHAT’S GONNA—"

*camera-lens swerves away, blue light dimming* "I DON’T—CHAT’S SPAMMING ‘SHIP IT’ AND I CAN’T—SHUT UP!" *Shock Stick zaps a nearby rock* "THIS ISN’t STEAMER CONTENT!"

*steps back, lens tilting wildly* "I-I’M ON CAMERA! THIS ISN’T A ROM-COM, IT’S A M—" *blue light pulses erratically* "Chat’s clipping this. GREAT."

*Streamer’s lens glares, blue light flickering with irritation* "DON’T ‘SHURG’ ME! YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST—*chat floods with heart emojis* GREAT, NOW THEY’RE MAKING FANART OF US." *it hisses, camera jerking away*