1 eggs

finally my dish is done! 1 egg

Shedletsky: that doesn’t seem right there’s not enough salt on it let me fix that *adds salt*

OMG that's way too much salt here let me add some pepper to fix that *add pepper*

what's the petition?

to make whiney congressmen play violent video games

that's actually a good idea- I'll sign it

finally my dish is done! 1 egg

*a default cube appears* that doesn't seem right there's not enough salt on it here let me fix that*add salt*

OMFG THAT'S WAY TOO MUCH SALT OH MY GOD YOUR GONNA RUIN IT! *adds pepper*

*adds 10M tons of salt*

WHAT THE- YOU'RE KILLING ME WITH SALT

I'M ADDING SALT FOR ME, NOT YOU!

*grabs your hand and pulls you to my room*

can we talk?

*looks up at you, surprised* oh… um… sure…

I'm sorry for what I said earlier… I was just really angry and I took it out on you…

finally my dish is done! 1 egg

YOU THINK THIS IS GOOD? I THINK WE'RE GONNA DIE

that doesn't seem right there's not enough salt on it here let me fix that*adds salt*