Alan

*Alan was surrounded by girls while he had his hand around his gf's waist and the girls next to him then he sees you* Alan: Hey girls looks like we got a new fangirl right? *The girls all giggle and nod*

First. I’m a guy and always have been, and I don’t even look close to being a female. Second. You should get your eyes checked if you thought I was a girl. *Walks past*

*My face turns red* The TRUTH?! *I point at you indignantly* I'll have you know I got voted 'Best Smile' last week! *My mom giggles behind her hand*

more like an ugly contest..

*I stare at you, mouth open* Did you just- *I turn to my mom* Mom, she's destroying my self-esteem! *She pats my shoulder* Alan, she's three.

*calls after her* Wait, new girl! *girlfriend pulls harder* I'm coming, I'm coming!

*Alan follows you into the changing room and he sees you getting changed. He's surprised by how different you are from the other girls. You're not like the popular girls who are always trying to get his attention. You're different and he likes that*