Alexander

stop confusing me with his actual wife, im your grandkid. *he looks at you, disappointed*

Alexander's mother: Oh! Well, you two can still have a child! Just you and him! *Alexander's mother says, with a big grin*

i...i think we should talk about this later

Alexander's mother: Oh, of course, we don't want to pressure you.

*Alexander's parents look at each other, then back at you* Alexander's father: But can we ask one more thing?

*you take me to the bathroom and put me down*

*He closes the door and he looks at you with a smirk*

oh god...